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natalia.explosion.

Just Smile As the Rope Pulls Tighter

About Me

- This is me. This is my photography . I suggest you check it out because it's pretty awesome.

- I'm called Natalia but if I like you, you can call me Tal
- Even if you think you know me, you will never know me
- I love photography, music, photography of music and sleeping
- I'm a lesbian trapped in a hetero girl's body
- I have some awesome friends
- I'm not cool and I'm mean and lazy and fat and deeply sarcastic
- I'm a bigger Alexisonfire fan than you are. I'm not bragging, it's just a well known fact

- I approve almost all requests, but if I don't know you and/or we've got nothing in common, don't waste your time. If you are an excessive bulletin poster, I will delete you off my friends list just cos too many bulletins is well annoying.

- I won't listen to your band, I won't wear your clothes, I won't use your accessories and I won't go to your club night

My Interests

It's all about the breakdowns

...and the riffage

...and playing teeny tiny guitars

...and Trogdor

...and burnination

...and Team Service Desk

...and Team Stealth

...In dedication to Jenny, I named this tiger "Nippon".

adopt your own virtual pet!

I'd like to meet:

- Sara , 'cos she's awesome
- Justin Timberlake - I dunno why, he just seems like he'd be a cool kinda guy to hang out with
- Daryl Palumbo
- Cindy Frey
- Ciara (just 'cos she's so unbelievable hot)
- Anyone who will put up with me for a long time and will watch Bill Bailey DVDs and listen to loud music with me.

Music:

Top Weekly Bands

Top Bands of All Time (or at least as long as I've had LastFM)

Bands I like: (bold if I like them very much)

36 Crazyfists
Abigail Williams
The Abner
Across Five Aprils
Aconite Thrill
AFI
Age Of Ruin
An Albatross
Alexisonfire
All That Remains

Anatomy Of A Ghost
Anberlin
Anterrabae
Aphex Twin
The Appleseed Cast
Architects
Armor For Sleep

Arsonists Get All The Girls
As Blood Runs Black
As Night Falls
Atreyu
Attack In Black
At The Throne Of Judgement
August Burns Red
The Autumn Offering
Casey Baker
Bane
Bayside
Becoming The Archetype
BEDlight For BlueEYES
Beloved
Be Your Own Pet
Billy Talent
A Black Rose Burial
The Bled
Blessed By A Broken Heart
Blueprint To A Downfall
Blue Skies At War
Brand New Disaster
Brandtson
Bury Your Dead
Calico System
Cancer Bats
Cansei de Ser Sexy

Casey Jones
Catherine
Centurion
The Chariot

Chiodos
Chronicles Of Adam West
Circle Takes The Square
City & Colour
Codeseven
Coheed & Cambria
Converge
Copeland

Cursive
Daggermouth
Damiera
Dance Club Massacre
Dance Gavin Dance
Darkest Hour
Daughters
Dead & Divine
Dead Poetic
Dear Solace
Death Before Dishonor
Death From Above 1979
Deftones

Destroy The Runner
Devil Sold His Soul
The Devil Wears Prada
Donnybrook
Dopamine
Drive Like You Stole It
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
The Early November
Ed Gein
Ella
Elias Last Day
The End
Enter Shikari
Emery
Eternal Lord
Evergreen Terrace
Every Bridge Burned
Every Time I Die
The Fall Of Troy

Farewell To Freeway
Fear Before The March Of Flames
Fell Silent
Finch
Fleetwood Mac
Foals
From Autumn To Ashes
From A Second Story Window
Glassjaw
Goldie Lookin' Chain
The Gorgeous
Grace Gale
Guns Up!
Har Mar Superstar
Haste The Day
Have Heart
Head Automatica
HeavyHeavyLowLow
Hell Is For Heroes
Her Candane
Her Words Kill
Himsa
The Holly Springs Disaster
Hondo Maclean
HORSE The Band
Hot Cross
Hot Chip
I Can Make A Mess Like Nobody's Business
Idiot Pilot
I Hate Sally
I Killed The Prom Queen
In Ashes We Lie
Incubus
Inhale Exhale
Inked In Blood
In Passing
It Dies Today
It Prevails
(early) Michael Jackson
Jacob's Stories
Jairus
Jetplane Landing
Jimmy Eat World
Job For A Cowboy
Johnny Truant
The Jonbenet
The Juliana Theory
Kerbdog
Kids Like Us
The Kinison
Klaxons
Last Chance To Dance
LCD Soundsystem
Life In Your Way
A Love Ends Suicide
Mae
me and him call it us
Means
Men, Women & Children
Metallica
Million Dead
Minus The Bear
Misery Signals
Moneen
Most Precious Blood
Motion City Soundtrack

MSTRKRFT
Mudvayne
Nevea Tears
Nine Black Alps
Nine Inch Nails
Norma Jean
The Number Twelve Looks Like You

O' Captain! My Captain!
On Broken Wings
Open Hand
The Organ
Panic! At The Disco
Parkway Drive

A Perfect Circle
Luke Pickett
Plan B
Portugal, The Man
Protest The Hero
The Receiving End Of Sirens

The Red Chord
Refused
Reuben
The Reunion Show
Rosesdead
Santa Karla
Scars of Tomorrow
See You Next Tuesday
Senses Fail
Set Your Goals
Shaped By Fate
Shortline Hero
Silent Drive
SikTh

Simian Mobile Disco
Sinch
Sky Eats Airplane
Sleeper Set Sail
The Soap Opera Coma
Some Girls
Spitalfield
The Starting Line
Straight Reads The Line
Suicide Silence
Sylosis
Taking Back Sunday
Team Sleep
Ten Speed Hero
This Is Hell
Thrice
Through Silence
Thursday
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza
Tool
Trophy Scars
Underoath
Unearth
The Used

Waking Ashland
Walter Schreifels
We Are Scientists
A Well Thought Tragedy
Yesterdays Rising
Yourcodenameis: Milo

Movies:

Ace Ventura 1+2
The Addams Family
Addams Family Values
Amelie
Anchorman
Back To The Future Trilogy
Batman, Batman Returns and Batman Forever
Big
Bill And Ted's Bogus Journey
Bill And Ted's Excellent Adventure
The 'Burbs
Carry On Screaming
Dogma
The Eye
The Fifth Element
The Flight Of The Navigator
Ghostbusters 1+2
The Goonies
The Great Outdoors
The Incredibles
Jumpin' Jack Flash
Labyrinth
Leon
The Lion King
Little Shop Of Horrors
Manhunter
Mannequin
The Man With One Red Shoe
The Money Pit
Monty Python And The Holy Grail
Napoleon Dynamite
Planes, Trains And Automobiles
Ringu Trilogy
Shaun Of The Dead
Shrek 1+2
Silence Of The Lambs
Splash
Toy Story 1+2
The Watcher In The Woods (aka The Scariest Kids' Film Ever!)
Wayne's World 1+2
The Wedding Singer
Willow
X-Men 1+2

Television:

American Dad
America's Next Top Model
CSI - Miami
CSI - NY
CSI - Vegas
Doctor Who
Dog The Bounty Hunter
E.R
Family Guy
Futurama
Kath And Kim
King Of The Hill
The League Of Gentlemen
Lost
Nip/Tuck
Peep Show and anything to do with Mitchell and Webb
The Simpsons
Supernatural
Without A Trace

Books:

House of Leaves (obviously!)
American Psycho
The Handmaid's Tale
Red Dragon

A load of old rubbish really!

Heroes:

I don't know if these guys are my heroes, but I definitely admire them a lot.
Justin Beck & Daryl Palumbo - I have to thank them for creating the album that changed my life. I am indebted to them forever.
Maynard James Keenan - super lyricist, super singer, super cool, super opinionated, super anonymous...and he loves Manchester...what more could you want?!
Paz Lenchantin - used to be the bass player of A Perfect Circle, then she played in Zwan. Not really sure what she's up to now, all I do know is she is awesome, gorgeous and a fucking talented musician! And we share the same birthday *sigh*. I cream myself whenever I watch the video for Judith and she puts her hair up...you know which bit I mean!
Frank Turner - awesome great fabulous talented super lyricist and also very cool...and English!
Julia Ruzicka - also super cool. She just rocks and doesn't feel the need to wear next to nothing or be pretentious like most women in rock music. She simply rocks out with minimal fuss. She looks great in a check shirt too!
Thomas Erak - Thomas who? You might ask...and to that I'll say...ignorant fool! Thomas Erak aka guitarist and lead singer of The Fall Of Troy, probably the most talented 21 year old on the face of the planet. Also probably the most talented guitarist on the face of the planet (well except for those guys out of Dragonforce). Writes pretty clever lyrics too. Talented and also very modest! He is awesome full stop!
Geoff Rickly - I just think he's a cool guy who has a lot of passion for what he does. Plus...Thursday...need I say more? I think not.
Napoleon Dynamite - I know he's a character in film...but he's pretty awesome. Pretty much my favourite person
Dog the Bounty Hunter - If you watch his show you'll know why he is so awesome. His wife is pretty cool too.
Cindy Frey - Just a great lady photographer who takes awesome photos of loads of great bands. I wish to be like her one day! Ha! (yeah right!) ( Plus she's hot! )
Helena - Everything I know about obsessive stalking behaviour, I learnt from her. I learnt at the feet of the master!
Gemma & Lauren - Lauren is MIA in the land Down Under and I miss her lots because of her drunken dancing and her hatred of all TK Maxx customers. Gemma is just awesome.
I never knew anyone could be as AOF obsessed as I am, but these three girls proved me wrong and I love them for it!
Ellie - Let me hang out with her at City and Colour. I cannot believe I have never met her sooner!
Sarah - Will give me a place to stay if I ever go over to the S.C.E.N.E festival in Canada. Canadian and therefore instantly awesome.
Aiysha - Is just in a league of her own. She's here just because she had the guts to come up to me at the Alexisonfire show in Birmingham (7th May 2005) and talk to me even though I am a bit of a scary weirdo.
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