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amber [agent]

heavens not a place you go when you die; its the moment in life when you actually feel alive.

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My Interests

I'm studying to become an English Teacher, so teaching is an interest. Painting, drawing, sketching, sculpting, independent films, music... men. not boys, men.

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"Never bow before your tormentors. Not even if they've locked on to the most humiliating moment in your life.
Never let them know you are vulnerable, especially when you are.
Never trust someone else to protect you, and never forget that every choice you make is on you. Ignorance of the outcome doesn't exempt you from the consequences."

-Laura Weiss

“The unrea L is more powerful than the re a l, beca u se nothin g is as perfect as you can imagine it. because its only intangible ideas, concepts, beliefs, fantasies t h at last. st o ne crumbles. wood rots. people, well, they die. but things as f ragile as a t hought, a dream, a leg e nd, they can go on a n d on.”

-Chuck Palahniuk

“First, soak in hot water until soft and tender. Remove, and dust, lightly with talcum powder. Now arrange everything carefully on a bed of fresh, white linen, and simply add one tub of Haagen Dazs Belgian chocolate ice cream, enriched with genuine Belgian chocolate pieces, and bring slowly to the boil. Haagan Dazs, dedicated to pleasure.”

-Matthew Macfadyen

"Who sir? You Sir? No one in the chair. Come on. COME ON! Sweeney's waiting. I want you bleeders! "

-Sweeney Todd

"To laugh often and much, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch… to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded!"

-Ralph Waldo Emerson

"The only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn, like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue center light pop and everybody goes 'Awww!'"

-Jack Kerouac

"The person, be it gentleman or lady, who has not pleasure in a good novel, must be intolerably stupid."

-Jane Austen

Peace, Bitches.

Music:

Music, currently. Charlotte Sometimes. Nicholas Megalis. Flobots. Katy Perry. Mamma Mia! Coldplay. The Hoosiers. Menomena. Panic at the Disco. Duffy. Tegan and Sara. Alice Smith. Amy Millan. Apostle of Hustle. Architecture in Helsinki. Arctic Monkeys. The Blow. British Sea Power. Broken Social Scene. Buck 65. Chromeo. Cobra Starship. Dario Marianelli. David Bowie. Death Cab for Cutie. The Decemberists. Echo and the Bunnymen. Editors. Emery. Explosions in the Sky. Feist. Flight of the Conchords. Franz Ferdinand. Frou Frou/ Imogen Heap. The Gossip. Goldfrapp. Guster. The Helio Sequence. The Hush Sound. I am Kloot. I was a Cub Scout. IAMX. Jens Lekman. Kaiser Chiefs. Kate Havnevik. Kate Nash. The Killers. Kings of Convenience. The Knife. LCD Soundsystem. Lily Allen. The Long Blondes. MGMT. Mindless Self Indulgence. Minus the Bear. Modest Mouse. Motion City Soundtrack. Ms. John Soda. Muse. My Chemical Romance. The New Pornagraphers. Of Montreal. OK GO. Oppenheimer. Paramore. Peter, Bjorn, and John. Plain White T’s. The Postal Service. The Presets. Prodigy. Radiohead. The Receiving End of Sirens. Reel Big Fish. Rhianna. Rodrigo y Gabriela. Rooney. Royksopp. Scissor Sisters. The Shins. Shiny Toy Guns. Silversun Pickups. Smashing Pumpkins. Snow Patrol. Spill Canvas. Stereophonics. Sunset Rubdown. Super Furry Animals. Sweeney Todd. System of a Down. Taking Back Sunday. The Thrills. Toad the Wet Sprocket. Trans-Siberian Orchestra. The Turtles. The Used. Violent Femmes. Interpol. The Walkmen. The Wallflowers. Weezer. The White Stripes. Raconteurs. The Who. Wolfmother. The Wombats. Yeah Yeah Yeahs.

Movies:

Movies. Funny. SuperBad. Saving Silverman. Knocked Up. In and Out. Strange Wilderness. Anchorman. Borat. The Producers. Saved. The Birdcage. 40 Year Old Virgin. Hot Fuzz. Shaun of the Dead. Blades of Glory. Galaxy Quest. Blue Streak. Sad. Crash. Gladiator. The Green Mile. Schindler’s List. The Constant Gardener. Pan’s Labyrinth. Pay it Forward. American Beauty. Love. Pride and Prejudice. Imagine Me and You. Love Actually. Sleepless in Seattle. I Dare You to Love Me. Never Been Kissed. Notting Hill. Sense and Sensibility. Kissing Jessica Stein. Action. Fight Club. The Matrix(s). The Alien Quadrilogy. Star Wars. Equilibrium. Desperado. Once Upon a Time in Mexico. We Were Soldiers. Die Hard. The Italian Job. Scary. 28 Days Later. 28 Weeks Later. The Descent. Jeepers Creepers. Darkness. The Mothman Prophecies. Other. Harry Potter(s). Mirrormask. Stardust. American Psycho. V for Vendetta. The Chumscrubber. Stranger than Fiction. Donnie Darko. Mulholland Dr. Sweeney Todd. Etc, etc.

Television:

desperate housewives, greys anatomy, extreme home makeover, CSI: las vegas, Law and order SVU and CI, conan o' brien, nanny 911, house (yumm, hugh laurie)

Books:

Books. Choke and Fight Club by Chuck Palahniuk. Angels and Demons and Digital Fortress by Dan Brown. Bookends by Jane Green. The Snow Garden by Christopher Rice. The Immortal Highlander by Karen M. Moning. Atonement by Ian McEwan. The Average American Male by Chad Kultgen. Play by Samuel Beckett. The Awakening by Kate Chopin. Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen. Leftovers by Laura Weiss. Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. Stephanie Plum series by Janet Evanovich. Paradise Lost by John Milton.

My Blog

There is a Russian revolution...

IN MY BEDROOM!!!! ...
Posted by amber [agent] on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:05:00 PST

Your Number...

yes, thats right [cousin sarah], your very own number. 1. You rock my socks off  *pause- remove shades* well, you rock my socks off as well *pause, smirk, replace shades*. now thats horatio styl...
Posted by amber [agent] on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 08:43:00 PST

Vindication

a couple may have guessed by the title. although it pertains to nothing of reality, i have spent [possibly] four years now defending one of my most favorite characters of fiction. never submittin...
Posted by amber [agent] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 12:35:00 PST

let me count the ways

before i go to bed, i figured i would clear my mind. i started work, full-on; no one holding my hand this week. its alright, but im afraid they wont work with my schedule come fall. im considering tu...
Posted by amber [agent] on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 07:24:00 PST

washing my hands.

i just finished writing this immensly long blog. then i fiddled with some buttons and everything disappeared. the most important part was meant for brian. however, the words escaped the screen and the...
Posted by amber [agent] on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST

it's a coffee shop...

yeah so the coffee machine at work is broken. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. sorry, had to get that out. eh... i have an interview today at 4 at the country club. im pretty stoked; i certainly hope i get it. ba...
Posted by amber [agent] on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 03:56:00 PST

i've finally decided to do this ten people bull shit. im bored, give me a break.

Okay I have succumbed to the idea of listing 10 people, no names, and expressing my revere or otherwise dislike of these people. So read on, and if you must, guess as to which number you fall under. ...
Posted by amber [agent] on Fri, 04 May 2007 12:22:00 PST

no lie

okay ladies and gentlemen. if you have not seen or rather, would like to see again, 300, i am going to give you a reputable website in which you may view it. there is no downloading necessary... it is...
Posted by amber [agent] on Tue, 01 May 2007 08:10:00 PST

By George, I've think I've got it.

I think I have figured out part of the problem as to why I can't sleep. It is these BLASTED reruns of the X-Files that are on loop late at night on TNT. Damn you for enticing me so. It draws me in, gr...
Posted by amber [agent] on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

totally bummed...

i AM totally bummed about this Biology test tomorrow/today/in five hours. i am certain that i am going to fail this, even though i HAVE passed everything in that class regardless of whether or not i a...
Posted by amber [agent] on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:15:00 PST