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Johnny

I am here for Friends

About Me

I never have too much time on my hands. I always fall victom to others demands. They expect the whole world for free. If I raise hell their gunna piss all over me. I dug my grave now theirs no escape. Solving others problems is a form of mental rape. I keep telling myself to never give up, but no matte what I do its just never good enough. People with problems blame me. Why is everyone so upset? If I have a problem no one saves me, thats why my lifes such a wreck. I'm dying of stress.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People that will follow me around and wipe my ass and pay for my shit. You know, buy me strings and string up my guitar for me before shows. I want them to stretch the strings oh so gently but enough so my shit stays in tune so I dont have to worry about that anymore. Pack bowls for me when Im ready to burn. Buy me beers and keep em all cold n shit. You know a real pal, a chum if you will. The kind of guy or girl that will always have the right answers and the good ideas. The kind of person that has a great part that goes with every rif that is incomplete in my head. Thats who I would like to meet.