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For the record, my hair is not red...it only looks that way on the computer. I'm basically a really laid back and chill kinda person, anything can be fun for me so long as I'm interested. The thing is, my interests change a hell of a lot. It can be hard to keep up with me. I'm actually very silly and I can come off as immature...it's all the fault of letting logic cloud my discretion. I find humor in almost everything, and that can offend some of your more uptight pretentious types. I need satire and parody in my life...it keeps me sane in an insane world. I cook with lots of garlic and peppers. I like to write down random quotes. I'm nocturnal because not only do I like the "feel" of the night, but I like the idea that I am in control and can create my own little existence without the rude interruptions of bustle. I write poems out of overheard conversations. I like to do things with a sense of the artistic. I still like to play in the snow. I generally like to dress in jeans and t-shirts. I'm not religious. In fact, the only label I could get would probably be: Contents Unknown. I think drumming can solve most major aches and pains. Sometimes I get the urge to cause public disturbances...for example, to put Alka-Seltzer tablets in my mouth and run around an unsuspecting mall like I'm a rabid dog, though I lack the nerve to ever do it. I can be vulgar, but I can also be artistic and poetic. It's all a matter of when you catch me. (If you catch me.) I'm bad with form but pretty good with content. And I guarantee there is no other like me...but it's up to you to decide if that's a good thing or not.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone real...someone who accepts life as it is and knows how to make any situation awesome. And actually wants to hang out and do the things we talk about instead of emailing forever. Someone with a sense of art in their life, and a sense of style that is completely their own. Someone with a fiesty temper who can be seriously bad-ass but isn't mean or petty. Someone spontaneous who likes to explore random little things on a whim. Someone who wants to get down and make some music or some really loud noises which incite the entire neighborhood into a riot. Or make food in the kitchen at 3am. Or watch clouds roll past the moon on a really cold night from the safety of a warm window. People like no other. People who make no apologies. People who are put off by materialism, superficiality or a lack of intellect. I have enough friends already so if you want me to be interested, have an existence of some sort and don't just blend in with my surroundings. Let's just say I'm sick of all those people with that inflated sense of self-importance and not much to back it up. I'm always looking for a pot that doesn't need a lid.

Enid from Ghost World

Reggae Santa Claus

Aquarists

Astronomers

Physicists

Bakers

Indian Chefs

Non-Pretentious Artists

Daydreamers

Those who don't choose to owe allegiances.

My Blog

"There Was No Underwear In Space." (Or: Why Carrie Fisher Is A Goddess!)

  I finally got my hands on the transcript from her hilarious rant about George Lucas the day the AFI all got down and collectively sucked his . Keep in mind that her delivery made it all the be...
Posted by on Sat, 27 May 2006 06:37:00 GMT

"There is much to be learned from beasts."

I'm not a fan at all of literary criticism, but sometimes I'm proud of my ramblings. Forgive me. I was an English major. I'm still in remission. hehe) I constantly seem to recall that quote from Dracu...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 04:49:00 GMT

Envelope

The rooms as a symbol Disarray Books, periodicals Strewn haphazardly With music and notes Boxes of new items Purchased and unused Gods of doorways Portals portholes and windows Looking in from outside...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 10:47:00 GMT

Okay I just had to. It's called boredom.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:It's there. At the top left. See it?Birthday:2/22/75Birthplace:NeptuneCurrent Location:Just a conspiracy of cartographers.Eye Color:greenHair Color:I have no id...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 13:18:00 GMT

Self-Portrait in Jazz

2002. Synthetic Media
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 05:50:00 GMT

The New Post

Just like the old post...I really just don't post blogs anymore. Who's reading these things anyway?   The Jimi Hendrix Experience pick an artist and answer the questions using only song titles by...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Apr 2006 04:35:00 GMT

Waivers and Liens

Funny how these two words: waive and lien sound like what they mean in a weird sort of way. What am I talking about? Well, let's say that they "waive" responsibility from you. It sounds like som...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

...and for my next trick

Well I'm not much of a blogger, I used to really suck at Frogger. I wonder if there's a connection.
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

The Pink Floyd

pick an artist and answer the questions using only song titles by that artist The Pink Floyd Are you female or male:: Seamus Describe yourself:: The Gnome How do some people feel about yo...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT

January

This is not weather. This is global warming. This is what happens when we forget to be responsible and drive huge assholemobiles. You'd think that the thousands of people dying in wars for oil would h...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 00:00:00 GMT