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Benjamin

I don't have an M.D. or Law degree. I received from SCC an Associate’s in kicking ass and taking n

About Me

The Best Commercial Ever

Add to My Profile | More Videos****************************************************** ****Hello All,For those of you who are not familiar with my work, I did a commercial for Southeast Community College like five years ago. I think everyone is probably getting a little sick and tired of it so my agent and myself are in the process of getting another one on the air where my headline will be the school's new slogan (I wish I could take credit for the line but it is adapted from the movie "Thank You for Smoking").My name is Ben. I live in Illinois and am 26 years old. I have a wonderful wife Tiffany and have two older brothers. I am an Independent Consultant and enjoy a wide variety of activities: Drawing, writing, reading, meeting new people, hanging out with friends, playing games on the computer, and playing sports.Rob & Big - Do you know!!
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My Interests

Well, myspace has become an interest. I love to play sports especially golf. I like to read, write, draw. Entertain others (I have no problem making a fool of myself) My wife Tiffany, playing games on the computer or just surfing around. Cooking and I would love to get into doing carpentry.

I'd like to meet:

The entire crew of Home Movies: Brendon Small, Jon Benjamin "Have to love the last name, even though it is my first name", Melissa Galsky, Janine Ditullio, Ron Lynch, Jonathan Katz, Emo Philips, Paula Poundstone, Loren Bouchard, Eugene Mirman, Sam Seder, and anyone who I might have not mentioned. If you worked on Home Movies and I did not mention you, please write to me and I will put you on the list because I would love meeting you. I would love meeting Vince Vaughn because he is so money!!! Like I said, I love meeting new people, so I guess that includes pretty much everyone.

Music:

I like the entire spectrum of music. From Classical and Jazz to Rap and R & B. Country is probably my least favorite, but I will listen to it if I have no choice.

Movies:

Neon Genesis Evangelion, The Legend of Bagger Vance, Caddy Shack, Old School, Wedding Crashers (You Lock It Up!), Animal House, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Man on Fire, Swingers, Mr. Mom (I am the 2006 Mr. Mom, just no kids) IF YOU HAVE NEVER SEEN THE MOVIE MURDERBALL PLEASE DO!!!

Television:

The Office, How I Met Your Mom, King of Queens, Family Guy, Futurama, Home Movies (PLEASE MAKE MORE EPISODES HOME MOVIES CREW!!!) **********************************************************Do n't send a lame Holiday eCard . Try JibJab Sendables !

Books:

First, Break All of the Rules: Visions: Aeneid

Heroes:

Quoting Man on Fire: "Family is everything, would you not agree" My family is my team of heroes.***************************************************** *****Hero

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My Blog

I need to get something off of my chest

Tiffany and I went and watched The Break Up last night.  I will come back to what I thought of the movie in a little bit, first though I want to talk about my experience.  I have never been ...
Posted by Benjamin on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 11:34:00 PST

Addictions

WOOHOO!!!  As of 11:06 central time on 4-21-06, I have hit the 50 mark for visits to my profile!!!  WOOPDEEFRICKINDOO.  Since being introduced to my space it has slowly become an addict...
Posted by Benjamin on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 09:18:00 PST

Are You Out There?

First of all, this is my first blog I have ever posted so please bare with me.  Second of all, I believe in bringing joy to people's lives so I figure I would just write about funny things that h...
Posted by Benjamin on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 10:06:00 PST