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About Me

hmmm...well for the past 3 years i've been attending UNR, though it seems like a hellhole, it's the lesser of two evils, which the other being UNLV. No offense to my vegas friends but i had lived there sooooooooooo damn long that my mother's boyfriends eventually drove me to insanity. i'm a perrenial student working on a major in psychology, though i changed my major so many fuckin' times it's ridiculous. don't worry, i won't mind fuck anyone. i enjoy the company of oddball people who laugh at the most mundane shit that only we get. i tend to attract the most annoying guys simply because i'm nice. guys, if a girl is just being polite, don't take it as if she wants to suck your dick! aka lula (an ex-stalker)

My Interests

I like to get shlobberknockied with friends, drinkin' Jim Beam and coke, eating eggs with ketchup for dinner, drivin' to San Francisco to visit my sugar-granny, playin' dollar black jack at the shithole known as the Bonanza, watch cartoons with my dad, and making prank phone calls to this kid jeff from various payphones while lex screams "Marvin! Marvin, are you there? pick up, Marrrviinnnnn!!!!" I honestly don't give a fuck about the snow anymore, I just want the sunshine to return to Reno. I know all those snowboarding motherfuckers (no offense vivian) love it, but i could give two shits. They closed the jacuzzi because of the cold, and it pisses me off! (sigh) Anyway, my favorite thing to do is go on crazy adventures with Lex and Lindsey, and somehow we manage to run away from the freaks, but in life or death situations, you can only laugh at the event later like guys that offer you weed, wine and cheese and lie about dealing gaunge to the Beastie Boys. Idiot! thank god he wasn't a serial rapist. By the way, I also have a bit of a shoe fetish! I love shoes to death, it is my only weakness!home | add me | message me | comment me | block me | layouts

I'd like to meet:

Those who have a good sense of humor, and don't sweat the small stuff. People who love dancing and acting retarded for the sake of obscenity.

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Music:

Devandra Banhart, Broken Social Scene, Modest Fuckin' Mouse!, The Cure, The Descendents, Le Tigre, Sublime, The Unicorns, Cat Power, Billy Holiday, Zero 7, Weezer, Blondie, Beastie Boys, Mos Def, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjork, The Shins, Madonna, Tool, The Distillers, Moving, Units, Lansing-Dreiden, Astrud Gilberto, The White Stripes, The Clash, African Bambatta, Thievery Corporation, The Rolling Stones, Franz Ferdinand, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Wesley Willis, Save Ferris, The Beatles, Hendrix, Led Zepplin, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, The Fifth Dimension, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay , Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Michael Jackson (when he was black), Janet Jackson, King Crimson, Queen, Danzig, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden, CKY, Eryka Badu, The French Kicks, Hall & Oates, Morcheeba, New Order, Patsy Cline, Petula Clark, The Cars, ELO, Joy Division and of course Robert GOOLAYYYY!!!!!!!!! i love doing stupid dance moves in front of the mirror to various 80s music like depeche mode or tears for fears. my one vice in the category of music would have to be the love of HIM. Normally goth music isn't my thing, but his corny lyrics don't bother me so much, and it puts me in a good mood.

Movies:

I have so many favorite movies, the list could go on forever....This year I liked Transamerica, Match Point was awesome, Brokeback Mountain, Mrs. Henderson Presents, Trainspotting (Ewan McGregor, you are so sexy!), American Beauty (Kevin Spacy, you are so sexy for your age), Donnie Darko, (Donnie, you have the prettiest eyes), Brokeback Mountain, Ghost World ("you greeks invented homos!"), Labyrinth (David Bowie, you're creepy, and you penis is about to poke someone in the eye), Revenge of the Nerds is classic, Spaceballs is the nerdy side of me, The Little Mermaid goes back to my single digit years, Eyes Wide Shut (Stanley Kubrick RIP), Playing By Heart (Jon Stewart was in it for 2 seconds, but i still got a boner), Bowling For Columbine (Micheal Moore's hot, not really), Girl Interrupted, Election (good, but frightening to see Matthew Broderick having sex) , Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Empire Strikes Back, Kill Bill, Lost In Translation, Full Metal Jacket, Psycho, A Clockwork Orange (when the droogie was still cute), Apocalypse Now, Big Fish, Amelie, Beetlejuice, Napoleon Dynamite, Female Troubles, Pink Flamingos, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Jawbreaker, Edward Scissor Hands, Blow, Boogie Nights, Stealing Beauty, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, It's Pat!, Slums of Beverly Hills, Rushmore, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Daddy, Almost Famous, The Lost Boys, Fight Club, Casino, Office Space, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Run Lola Run, Saturday Night Fever, Snatched, Half Baked, GIA, Marilyn and Norma Jeane, American Pie, Dodge Ball, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T., Aladdin, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Me Myself and Irene, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, The Ice Storm, Forrest Gump, Vacation, The Princess Bride, The Three Amigos, Pure Luck, Innerspace, Monster, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Tim Curry is such a sexy bitch!)

Television:

Recently it's been Celebrity Fat Club! Biz Markie and Daniel Baldwin, and Ralphie are my favorite stars! Family Matters, I Dream of Jeanie, Sex and the City, Aeon Flux, Looney Toons, Jackass, The Real World, Queer As Folk, Strangers With Candy, The Price Is Right, Saturday Night Live, In Living Color, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Tracy Takes On, The Daily Show, Conan O' Brian, Chapelle Show and of course Southpark. i also waste my time watching dumbass reality tv shows on VH1 like The Surreal Life, though you have to admit, it's pretty damn funny when you see a midget take a piss in the corner! i know, i'm turning into my grandma, next thing you know i'll be watching reruns of 21 Jump Street on the WB. and as always Ren and STimpy!

Books:

I'm recently reading David Sedaris's "Naked" and one that Lindsey recommended by Inga Muscio called "Cunt" which is really good whether you're male or female. It's one of those books that makes ya sick, laugh and think all at the same time. When I read it while I'm working at the library everyone gives me the weirdest look just by the title. You can't judge a book by its cover, so fuck off Victor! I enjoy the classics like "The Grapes of Wrath" by Steinbeck, and "Catcher In the Rye" by Salinger. I've heard good things about Chuck Palahnuik who wrote "Choke" which I havn't read yet.

Heroes:

My biggest heroes are Alexis Gray because she's my best friend and always brings a smile to my face and won't let anyone fuck with her! i also respect Natalie Dee's huffing it, every weekday. her doodles are hilarious! and who could forget ren!

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IF YOU LIKE THE KILLERS...

you're probably a  fag that goes out with girls named karen and after looking up cool trendy words from your pocket thesaurus tend to over use the word "pretentious" in all your blogs.
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:21:00 PST

Can you master this MAD MAD LIB?

Fill out my Mad Mad Lib! Think of a:   1)      Noun 2)      Noun 3)      Verb 4)      Mus...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 01:51:00 PST

....i guess

So i saw Mr. Rosenburg, my art advisor, and he says to me that i can't graduate until the end of next fall because i never took art history...god damn it! mother of all that is holy! shit fuck co...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 10:29:00 PST

R.I.P. don knotts

i forgot to pay respect to the greatest goof on earth, salud to you don!"gosh i wish i were a fish!"...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 02:34:00 PST

something on evil

Ive been thinking lately about the concept of evil that exists in this world.  We often ponder why wars exist, why natural disasters occur, why babies, men, women, and animals die in horrible wa...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Mon, 13 Feb 2006 12:02:00 PST

fuckin' emo kids

okay so i may listen the so called alternative music like the shins, or the unicorns or whatever, but some of those "emo" people just take it tooooooo far.  their blogs are always "i'm just a boy...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 08:59:00 PST

farewell to the alaskan boys

I've forgotten how long i've been at this university, and it always saddens me to see people graduate and move on with their lives.  I know it's for the best, but i will definately cherish those ...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Fri, 09 Dec 2005 05:24:00 PST

crazy bitch

my apologies to all the friends i scared the shit out of.  i'm sure i'll be okay in the next week.  don't worry about me.  don't go out of your way to check on me.  it will only pi...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:57:00 PST

ahh my back!

lately i havn't been able to sleep because my shitty mattress is sinking into the depths of hell!  i couldn't go to work on tuesdayb/c everyone and their brother called me in the morning whe...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 02:23:00 PST

yessss...i'm back

well despite all that shit about losing my job, today i got a phone call from my manager apologizing for what happened yesterday.  he said they didn't want to lose me and they felt bad for fuckin...
Posted by the world is my ashtray on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 10:09:00 PST