I like to get shlobberknockied with friends, drinkin' Jim Beam and coke, eating eggs with ketchup for dinner, drivin' to San Francisco to visit my sugar-granny, playin' dollar black jack at the shithole known as the Bonanza, watch cartoons with my dad, and making prank phone calls to this kid jeff from various payphones while lex screams "Marvin! Marvin, are you there? pick up, Marrrviinnnnn!!!!" I honestly don't give a fuck about the snow anymore, I just want the sunshine to return to Reno. I know all those snowboarding motherfuckers (no offense vivian) love it, but i could give two shits. They closed the jacuzzi because of the cold, and it pisses me off! (sigh) Anyway, my favorite thing to do is go on crazy adventures with Lex and Lindsey, and somehow we manage to run away from the freaks, but in life or death situations, you can only laugh at the event later like guys that offer you weed, wine and cheese and lie about dealing gaunge to the Beastie Boys. Idiot! thank god he wasn't a serial rapist. By the way, I also have a bit of a shoe fetish! I love shoes to death, it is my only weakness!home | add me | message me | comment me | block me | layouts
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Devandra Banhart, Broken Social Scene, Modest Fuckin' Mouse!, The Cure, The Descendents, Le Tigre, Sublime, The Unicorns, Cat Power, Billy Holiday, Zero 7, Weezer, Blondie, Beastie Boys, Mos Def, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Bjork, The Shins, Madonna, Tool, The Distillers, Moving, Units, Lansing-Dreiden, Astrud Gilberto, The White Stripes, The Clash, African Bambatta, Thievery Corporation, The Rolling Stones, Franz Ferdinand, Velvet Underground, David Bowie, Wesley Willis, Save Ferris, The Beatles, Hendrix, Led Zepplin, The Smiths, Pink Floyd, The Ramones, The Fifth Dimension, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Coldplay , Radiohead, Smashing Pumpkins, Michael Jackson (when he was black), Janet Jackson, King Crimson, Queen, Danzig, Andrew W.K., Iron Maiden, CKY, Eryka Badu, The French Kicks, Hall & Oates, Morcheeba, New Order, Patsy Cline, Petula Clark, The Cars, ELO, Joy Division and of course Robert GOOLAYYYY!!!!!!!!! i love doing stupid dance moves in front of the mirror to various 80s music like depeche mode or tears for fears. my one vice in the category of music would have to be the love of HIM. Normally goth music isn't my thing, but his corny lyrics don't bother me so much, and it puts me in a good mood.
I have so many favorite movies, the list could go on forever....This year I liked Transamerica, Match Point was awesome, Brokeback Mountain, Mrs. Henderson Presents, Trainspotting (Ewan McGregor, you are so sexy!), American Beauty (Kevin Spacy, you are so sexy for your age), Donnie Darko, (Donnie, you have the prettiest eyes), Brokeback Mountain, Ghost World ("you greeks invented homos!"), Labyrinth (David Bowie, you're creepy, and you penis is about to poke someone in the eye), Revenge of the Nerds is classic, Spaceballs is the nerdy side of me, The Little Mermaid goes back to my single digit years, Eyes Wide Shut (Stanley Kubrick RIP), Playing By Heart (Jon Stewart was in it for 2 seconds, but i still got a boner), Bowling For Columbine (Micheal Moore's hot, not really), Girl Interrupted, Election (good, but frightening to see Matthew Broderick having sex) , Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Empire Strikes Back, Kill Bill, Lost In Translation, Full Metal Jacket, Psycho, A Clockwork Orange (when the droogie was still cute), Apocalypse Now, Big Fish, Amelie, Beetlejuice, Napoleon Dynamite, Female Troubles, Pink Flamingos, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Jawbreaker, Edward Scissor Hands, Blow, Boogie Nights, Stealing Beauty, Jackie Brown, Pulp Fiction, It's Pat!, Slums of Beverly Hills, Rushmore, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Big Daddy, Almost Famous, The Lost Boys, Fight Club, Casino, Office Space, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Run Lola Run, Saturday Night Fever, Snatched, Half Baked, GIA, Marilyn and Norma Jeane, American Pie, Dodge Ball, The 5,000 Fingers of Dr. T., Aladdin, There's Something About Mary, Meet the Parents, Me Myself and Irene, Austin Powers, Wayne's World, The Ice Storm, Forrest Gump, Vacation, The Princess Bride, The Three Amigos, Pure Luck, Innerspace, Monster, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, and The Rocky Horror Picture Show (Tim Curry is such a sexy bitch!)
Recently it's been Celebrity Fat Club! Biz Markie and Daniel Baldwin, and Ralphie are my favorite stars! Family Matters, I Dream of Jeanie, Sex and the City, Aeon Flux, Looney Toons, Jackass, The Real World, Queer As Folk, Strangers With Candy, The Price Is Right, Saturday Night Live, In Living Color, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Tracy Takes On, The Daily Show, Conan O' Brian, Chapelle Show and of course Southpark. i also waste my time watching dumbass reality tv shows on VH1 like The Surreal Life, though you have to admit, it's pretty damn funny when you see a midget take a piss in the corner! i know, i'm turning into my grandma, next thing you know i'll be watching reruns of 21 Jump Street on the WB. and as always Ren and STimpy!
I'm recently reading David Sedaris's "Naked" and one that Lindsey recommended by Inga Muscio called "Cunt" which is really good whether you're male or female. It's one of those books that makes ya sick, laugh and think all at the same time. When I read it while I'm working at the library everyone gives me the weirdest look just by the title. You can't judge a book by its cover, so fuck off Victor! I enjoy the classics like "The Grapes of Wrath" by Steinbeck, and "Catcher In the Rye" by Salinger. I've heard good things about Chuck Palahnuik who wrote "Choke" which I havn't read yet.
My biggest heroes are Alexis Gray because she's my best friend and always brings a smile to my face and won't let anyone fuck with her! i also respect Natalie Dee's huffing it, every weekday. her doodles are hilarious! and who could forget ren!