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........................The details of my life are quite inconsequential, but very well. Where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belguim with low-grade narcolepsy and a pechant for buggery. My mother was a 15 year old french prostitute named Cloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genious possess and the insane lament.My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds. Pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of 14 a Zoroastrian woman named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking I suggest you try it...............................................Well not really, that's just a quote from one of my favorite comedies. In reality I was born and raised in the Chicago area, but I have lived in almost every corner of the country. Denver, Los Angeles, Cleveland, Miami, & even Kansas. Miami was by far the best!!! I am a single man trying to find love, but apparently I keep looking in all the wrong places, and too many faces. Trying to look towards the future to see what it has to offer and where I belong in it. Music is my real passion and my one true love. I am at total inner peace when I am creating it. I really believe it was the only gift God gave me that I have been able to appreciate. Now if I can only parle that into a reason to live, I will be all set. Check back soon for a further update on my dull uninteresting pitiful useless life!!found this music layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com :: MyHotComments
