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Andrew

Lets drink, because if you aren't wasted the day is...

About Me

I like laughing at other's misfortune, I like drum circles, rollerskate dancers, getting stoned, drinking some beer, watching VH1Classic, and dancing like a retard; preferably all at the same timeI edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Surfing, baseball, music of all kinds, turntables AND guitar and bass guitar, making beats, surfing, fishing, tattoos and baseball

I'd like to meet:

more white trash people

People always put celebrities that they'd like to meet here, so I will too, haha

Music:

First and foremost, Smashing Pumpkins and Billy Corgan, then the next best band ever Thievery Corporation, and then the Brazilian Girls, Dub FX, Sublime, Hit By A Semi, NOFX, Anti Flag, AFI (before they sold out and start making music for fat midwestern goth chicks), Reverend Horton Heat, Tiger Army, Pennywise, the Beatles, Urge Overkill, Franz Ferdinand, the Hives, Dead 60s, Social Distortion, Bob Marley, The Scientist, BK, Nick Sentience, DJ Icey, Baby Anne, JBoogie and the Dubtronic Science, Jamiroquai, Fela Kuti, Outkast, George Clinton, Dr Dre, Snoop, Rebirth Brass Band, Willie Nelson, Waylon Jennings, Johnny Cash, Shooter Jennings and many, many other musicians who play punk, reggae, outlaw country, psychobilly, funk, salsa, afrobeat, hard NRG/hardhouse/hard dance, breaks, house, trance, jungle, drum and bass, hip-hop, electronica, disco, and "world" music "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989

Movies:

Ones with subtitles so I feel like I am smarter, like City of God, Y Tu Mama Tambien and Ameile, Gangs of New York is the best movie ever made (I will never watch Chicago because it is absolute bullshit that it beat out Gangs of New York for best picture), anything with the whole Stiller/Farrell/Wilson/Vaughn junta, Mockumentaries, True Romance, Point Break, The Big Lebowski, Riding Giants, The Endless Summer 1 and 2, Step into Liquid, Garden State etc...

Television:

I make that shit bitch!!!

Books:

The surf industry is bad for surfers. Billabong, Quiksilver, Hurley, Volcom and the rest of them make millions each year hawking their merchandise to hordes of midwesterners by aligning themselves with our image. These companies' ad campaigns entice massive swarms of tourists that infest the lineup EVERY YEAR. They deliver surfing to the masses and the masses to your local surf spot. Prostitution isn't progress. The truth is: their gains result in our loss. If we don't put an end to this romanticism of our lifestyle, the overcrowding that is occurring at our surf spots will continue to spiral out of control. We need to put our foot down. We need to alter the public's perception of surfing. We need to convince the masses that surfing isn't cool... that it isn't fun... that it isn't for them.Imagine the impact we would have if we could convince people that the first five years of surfing are no fun at all, but that after that it becomes mildly pleasant, so long as you don't mind the sharks or the locals or the rocks or all the diseases that you're likely to contract while bobbing around in "the world's toilet".We are waging a grassroots campaign to de-popularize surfing. The goal is an empty lineup. We are travelling up and down the california coastline, spreading the word, selling shirts that carry our message and, of course, surfing. We aren't a surf company. We're just a bunch of surfers that are fed up with fashion moguls raping our sport for every last penny while they push the crowds to unbearable levels. Help us fight back. Help us change our sport's image. Help us convince the world that "surfing sucks."

Heroes:


Greg Noll is the best person to ever live

Rob Machado rules

I have a love-hate relationship with Laird

Whomever Ricobene is, thank you Ricobene's on 26th in Chicago for making my life complete....

My Blog

Mass

I hadn't been to mass in a long time and with my stress about money issues and the craziness of work happening I felt like I really needed to go to mass.  I had been so against religion because o...
Posted by Andrew on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

So Far in 2007

For the most part, this year has sucked.  I have been more or less down for the whole damn thing.  Sure, there have been some bright points, but no matter what I end up being depressed again...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:02:00 PST

I'm going to star in a movie

thirty-eight secrets about yourself. [be honest no matter what.] [one] what is your natural hair color? [honestly] dark brown, and you can tell since I haven't died it in years [two] where was your ...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 23 May 2007 12:14:00 PST

A Young Marine Speaks Out

by Philip Martin I'm sick and tired of this patriotic, nationalistic and fascist crap. I stood through a memorial service today for a young Marine that was killed in Iraq back in April. During th...
Posted by Andrew on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 12:14:00 PST

Dissing men: the new gender war

'Dissing' men: the new gender war By Jim Macnamara Posted Friday, 15 September 2006 Feminism has fought against stereotypical and sexist portrayals of women in mass media, but new research sho...
Posted by Andrew on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 09:06:00 PST

I love this song, always have

How can you say. "You torture me", when you're already thinking about someone else. When he comes home you'll be in his arms and I'll be gone. But I know my day will come, I know someday I'll be the ...
Posted by Andrew on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:59:00 PST

New Zealand

I need to go visit my uncle, aunt and cousins in New Zealand and check it out.  I'm about over this place and TV people are very much needed there, my specialized SV experience makes it that much...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 10:17:00 PST

One Year

This is my pledge, if there is nothing different in my life to be really stoked about on January 22, 2008, meaning that if everything is basically the same as it is right now I'm out.  I'm going ...
Posted by Andrew on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 01:01:00 PST

Dr. Laura

Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a radio personality who dispenses advice to people who call in to her radio show. Recently, she said that, as an observant Orthodox Jew, homosexuality is an abomination acc...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 08:07:00 PST

Best Wedding Idea Ever

So I went downstairs in my hotel in Jersey to go have a smoke and I started seeing lots of people in costume, while I was talking to other people outside smoking they informed me that everyone there w...
Posted by Andrew on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 02:49:00 PST