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Mandalyn

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. ~Bill Maher

About Me

Time really does heal some things... I love to help people, but I'm a VERY selfish person... I'm not afraid to admit that I'm a bit crazy, as most women are...~ I love to be alone, but I also LOVE to be with my friends and family... I know 90% of the people on my friends list... I also love to laugh, and other people's laughter makes me laugh harder... I try not to stress to much, how much am I really going to remember in 10 years? I listen to country.... I hate to argue!! When I like a song I will listen to it over and over. I love ROAD TRIPS!! Pointing my finger on a map with my eyes closed and taking off.Meeting new people and just seeing the country. I believe everyone makes mistakes, but it's what you learn from it that makes it forgiveable or not....
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What would you do if?:
What would you do if?
The President of the United States called you: Get a translator
You won the lottery: Pay off mortgage, go on vacation, and donate the rest for a new school
You got invited to be on a reality TV show: Call in sick
You caught a friend stealing from you: Confront and give it to them, if they need it that bad
You witnessed a murder: Testify
A random stranger offered you candy: Throw it away
MySpace and Facebook closed: Laugh
A genie granted you one wish: Wish for more wishes
You lost your favorite possession: Find another favorite
You found 10 dollars on the ground: Leave it, Karma is a bitch
Your date throws up on you: Leave
Someone cuts off a chunk of your hair: Make an appointment at the salon
Your favorite celebrity comes to visit you: Clean my house
You were stranded on an island with nothing but the ability to make one phone call: I would call the Coast Guard

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~~~A Penny For Your Thoughts~~~~by the one and only Gemineye~~Can I offer you a penny for your thoughts? As a matter of fact, how about three? One penny for you, one penny for me, And one penny for our minds engaged not so sexually. Getting intimately closer as we approach the Climatic altitude of nude, mental, sensational... conversation.Because Im trying to get to know everything about you From the neck... UP.So these are not your typical, sexual, poetical prose. Im trying to close the door on that all too familiar freaky foreplay game. With which most guys have chose to approach you. While they are trying to get deeply imbedded In the fine fibers of your bed sheets, Im trying to find and define the fibers of which your mind speaks. I want to engage you By putting a two karat solitaire diamond on your mind Marrying your every thought!I want to lick every inch of every crevasse So I can get an oral fix from each orifice And taste you passionate IMAGINATION.Id rather be naked and exposed, holding you As we're lying and you're crying While confiding and describing the tough times youve had in life And how you dont know If you can keep a relationship long enough to be somebody's wife.I wanna feel the heartbeat of your inner rhythms As they lead me toward your warm, wet, waterfalls of feminine thoughts. And ill swim in them. From backstrokes, to breaststrokes, Im penetrating every entrance... to your mind. Taking my time to find out everything about you.Did I ever tell you about how you Fell asleep in my presence? And your mere essence Kept me awake for hours As I cowered with this feeling Of sexually unadulterated mental connection?And as you lay by my side I pushed the blinds aside And took the time in the moonlight of that night To count 72 eyelashes On the upper eyelid of your right eye! Because when you sleep Your eyes remain open slightly.And while we probably moves in too quickly into some sexual shit Ive always cared more about the explicitly illicitness That came from between you lipsmeaning your voice.So now I am standing here Ready to trade in all the sexual acts that we've preformed For the chance to reform the very foundation And the basis of our relationship.So I reiterate my opening statement And I offer you another penny for your thoughts!

Music:

Gary Allan,Rehab,DMB,Lucinda Williams,Alice in Chains,Blues Traveler,Joni Mitchell,Shakespears Sister,Alanis Morrisette,Cyndi Lauper,Sugarland,Amy Winehouse,Lily Allen,Fergie,Robin Thicke,Moby,Bob Marley,Bon Jovi,Damien Rice,Pink Floyd,Beastie Boys,Janis Joplin,Jewel,Steve Miller Band,Macy Gray,Hootie and the Blowfish,Blues Traveler,Sister Hazel,Miranda Lambert,Beatles,311,Joss Stone,Steve Miller Band,Kenny Chesney,Alan Jackson,STP

Movies:

Bridget Jones' Diary,Before Sunrise,Before Sunset,The Big Labowski,Closer,Notting Hill,The Lost Boys,Black Hawk Down,The Last Kiss,Garden State,Napoleon Dynamite,V for Vendetta,Beaches,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas,Sweet Home Alabama,Breakfast Club,Pretty in Pink,Back to the Future 1 & 2,St. Elmo's Fire,Porkys,Stand By Me,Sixteen Candles,Better Off Dead, Peggy Sue Got Married,Some Kind of Wonderful,Can't Buy Me Love,Mystic Pizza,Mannequin,Top Gun,Titanic,Fight Club,American Beauty,TrainSpotting,200 Cigarettes,Jack and Sarah,Human Traffic,Heathers,Seven Minutes in Heaven

Television:

House,Lost,Entourage,Tell Me You Love Me,Grey's Anatomy
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Books:

I like to read before bed.
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Heroes:

My mom and my sisters(family and friends).
Your Fortune Is
An optimist is a girl who regards a bulge as a curve. The Wacky Fortune Cookie Generator