my self edited tips list
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Porn!
You should always store porn in a container under your bed!Contrary to popular belief, porn is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases it may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!single people are able to tunnel through 300 feet of porn in a day!Forty percent of the world's dicks and twenty percent of the world's dildos are used in the manufacture of porn.If you lie on your back with your legs stretched it is possible to make porn!When porn is veiwed, it will enter the brain within 1 seccond.Ancient Greeks believed earthquakes were caused by people fighting underground for porn.It is bad luck to not read free porn.Porn is made white; its pink penis's are caused by men playing tomuch.If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets porn.
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THE MEANING OF LIFE
the condition that distinguishes organisms from inorganic objects and dead organisms, being manifested by growth through metabolism, reproduction, and the power of adaptation to environment through changes originating internally...HAHA MASTER CHIEF IS FRODO
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Boobs!
Snow White's coffin was made of boobs.Europe is the only continent that lacks boobs.Boobs will often glow under UV light.Birds do not sleep in boobs, though they may rest in them from time to time.Some hotels in Las Vegas have boobs floating in their swimming pools.A boobometer is used to measure boobs!Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are boobs.Boobs are worth their weight in gold - literally.Women shoplift four times more frequently with boobs.Boobs can give men a hard one, and are there for the purpose of inducing pleasure.
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Music:
ALL aslong as its loud
Movies:
not realy botherd wot evs on
Books:
WOT WOT y u askin me dat u got2 be kiddin
Heroes:
part from meself lol errrrrrrr some top DJ i 4got his name nd spiderman
