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Eli

Doorknob!

About Me

Grew up in Portland, went to Colgate University in upstate New York, and now hit a little white ball long distances then into a hole in the ground for a modest living all over the country. It's a good job, and an interesting life, but I try not to let it consume me entirely. I'm still a kid at heart and always will be. Curiousity and wonder guide me as they have since I was little. My humor ranges from dry, to sarcastic, to physically goofy, to, yes, toilet talk. I'm a huge fan of the outdoors: beach, mountains, wildlife, camping, hiking, fishing, skiing, etc. Nature inspires me. As far as partying goes - it's fun, by no means a priority, but I do like to dance.

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My Interests

solid ball-striking and a velvety short game, nature, mental and physical exercise, family and friends, dogs, sports (including poker), I've even started to enjoy growing up.

I'd like to meet:

Damn you're nosey, Myspace! If you're cool, fun, and interesting, then you. Tiger Woods on the first tee on Sunday.

Music:

Listening to Nickelback is about as enjoyable as bathing in a septic tank. I don't much care for John Mayer because he sings like a goat and makes terrible faces while playing guitar pretty well. I also should have realized how much Bon Jovi sucks at a younger age. Otherwise, I really like music.

Movies:

Favorite Comedies: Office Space, Safe Men, Caddieshack. Favorite Thrillers: The Ring, Silence of the Lambs. Other Greats: Shawshank Redemption, Bull Durham, The Never Ending Story, all Lord of The Rings, The Big Lebowski. Recently Viewed: Thank You For Smoking, Click, Stuck on You, The Simpsons, Bourne Ultimatum, The Illusionist Movies goooood, FIRE BAAAAADDDD!!!!!!

Television:

The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, Sopranos, Flight of the Concords. sports, sports, sports. Curb Your Enthusiasm. Entourage. The Weather Channel, bitches. Public Broadcasting.

Books:

I am a talented reader. It took a lot of practice, but I can usually read myself to sleep in less than three pages while retaining only the first two or three paragraphs. By the time I pick the book up again, a few days later, I have usually forgotten even those paragraphs. Thus, I am able to read the same book forever. Currently perusing The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama. He seems to be smarter then Bush. Some of my favorites are: The River Why, The Great Gatsby, Sometimes A Great Notion, and Goodnight Moon.

Heroes:

Usually roast beef. Cajun turkey with lettuce, pickles, hot peppers, a little mayo, and honey mustard if available.

My Blog

And The Lord Sayeth, Thou Shalt Blizzle

-A PLEA FOR GUN CONTROL-I was driving from Georgia to Northern Virginia two days ago, one day after the Virginia Tech catastrophe. I actually drove by the VA Tech exit on I-81 and saw Bush's helicopte...
Posted by Eli on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 04:32:00 PST