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I guess I still feel that I'm a comedian; if I had to pick one thing that I feel like I could do, it would be that. That doesn't mean that I like it, but I feel that's what I am. And I'd always liked improvising - whenever I've done it in the past, I felt I had a knack for it. So that was it. All of a sudden I discovered that I'm allergic to cavier. It was the perfect metaphor for my life. When I was living in New York and didn't have a penny to my name, I would walk around the streets and occasionally I would see an alcove or something. And I'd think, that'll be good, that'll be a good spot for me when I'm homeless. Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy. Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
