Even more reasons why Chuck Norris rules |
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did. Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris. Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby l...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 04:02:00 PST |
Why Chuck Norris Rules |
When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of women. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. ...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 11:39:00 PST |
movie, must watch |
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Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 10:45:00 PST |
must read if you wanna laugh!! |
alrighty, people are messaging me that i am racist...and white trash...now for those who know me, i am filippino and live in diamond bar, i am the farthest thing to white trash you can gethere is the ...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 04:34:00 PST |
Dane Cook: SU-FI (superfinger) explained |
SU-FI rok on / fuk off If you're doing the old fashioned finger you're a spaz. The finger is for lightweights. Here is what I started a while ago. "What the hell is ...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Mitch Hedburg Quotes |
Sports I play sports... no I don't, what the fuck I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs. Foosball fucked up my perception of soccer. I thought you had to kick the ball a...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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i want a paintball gun and i want it now...godamn i want a paintball gun...i want one so bad, but i am watching one of my favorite movie of all time
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
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okay...i really need an mp3 player, and i only have 100 dollars, that as some of you know is definitely not enough money, so i need donations, so please donate to the matthew fund. It would be greatl...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
MATTHEW REVOLUTION |
JOIN THE MATTHEW REVOLUTION AND UNITE!!!
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
whoopy 4: the last ditch attempt at making the whoopy series successfull |
i am going to sadies today and i am happy. then i am going to watch late night cartoons. yes. this is the freaking life. I DONT EVER WANT TO GROW UP!!!
its been a long time thought since i saw ...
Posted by Matthew Calimbas on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
