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About Me

Well lets see. Im tired of life shitting on me. It seems like everytime I turn around something else is going horribly wrong. Whoever said there is one person out there for everyone should be sodomized with a can opener. I blame religion and politics for the downfall of our society. I think Im an alchoholic. The first step is admitting right? I dont fight fair, I break bones. Im too nice. Music is my life and the scene that is around these days is bullshit. For someone to tell me I am not a true fan of death metal because I have a open mind on music can fuck themselves. I was listening to Death, Carcass, Deicide, etc. while they were probably sitting in their Batman tighty whiteys watching Barney. If there is anything else you want to know ask.
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My Interests

White girls with a big back yard

I'd like to meet:

CHRISTOPHER FUCKIN' WALKEN, Bill Moseley and My Illegitimate Love Child.

Jimmy --
[noun]:

A dance involving little to no clothing

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Music:

The sound of your mom queefing through a megaphone

Movies:

-WEDDING CRASHERS
-Porn of the Dead
-Phat Azz White Gurls 6
-ALMOST FAMOUS
-The Wraith
-Faces of Death
-Anchorman
-Friday the 13th
-Lucky # Slevin
-The Descent
-Feast
-Seven Doors of Death
-Zombie
-Cannibal Holocaust
-The NeverEnding Story
-Lucas
-If Looks Could Kill
-Kiss Kiss Bang Bang
-Boondock Saints
-Zoolander
-Talledega Nights
-Next Friday
-Smokin' Aces

Television:

MARRIED WITH CHILDREN-ASSAULT WITH BATTERIES

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Books:

The DaVinci Code, The Godfather, The NeverEnding Story, The Satanic Bible and the Necranomicon.

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Heroes:

-Jim Morrison R.I.P.
-Chris Cornell
-Mike Patton
-Layne Staley R.I.P.
-Glen Benton
-Axl Rose

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My Blog

The Final Solution For An Easy Lay

You are the epitome of a fallen society You fail to realize there is more to life Than the cunt between your legs But you will never get that chance This time you drove a dagger ...
Posted by A Ball Headed Brontosaurus Just Slid Down My Dick on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 12:34:00 PST

Sincerely Yours

As I send you into your heartless escape Leave every breath you spoke of me Caress these ties that will never again be bound All the lies behind your deceitful eyes were so alluring Caress t...
Posted by A Ball Headed Brontosaurus Just Slid Down My Dick on Thu, 31 May 2007 03:05:00 PST

The Anatomy Of He Who Has Fallen

A mind twisted by chaos A mind encrypted with the craving for death Descending deeper into the decomposition of humanity The urge for murder desperately awaits to reign supreme To disregard mercy and ...
Posted by A Ball Headed Brontosaurus Just Slid Down My Dick on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:43:00 PST

INVITATION TO A SLAUGHTER

A life overwhelmed with false propaganda for a useless war Force fed by our nations egotistical leaders Here we stand awaiting the news that the end is near With envelopes at hand Only to unveil in f...
Posted by A Ball Headed Brontosaurus Just Slid Down My Dick on Tue, 29 May 2007 11:34:00 PST