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About Me

I am fabulously wealthy and incredibly good-looking. I enjoy cooking, music and have a mild fetish for oriental people, mainly the female of the species. I have been known on occasions to enjoy a drink. My drink of choice is usually the finest blend of barley, malt, yeast and hops served chilled in a pint-sized receptacle. Im generous (by that i mean if i see a homeless, i waz pennies at them) and my ambitions in life include swimming with monkeys, outliving Michael Jackson, and i would also like to be the first person in the world to invent a fully automated homeless person, doing away with the need for real tramps.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Lucy Lui, Milla Jovovich, The Rain Man, Albert Einstein, Steve Coogan AKA Alan Partridge (see video), Angelina Jolie, Simon Pegg, The entire cast of Anal Goliath 2 - The Re-entry and last but not least, my hero Steve Irwin (which sadly now wont happen untill i too visit the great zoo in the sky)

Check out Alan, he's an idiot........
To get this clip, call Bill Oddie........

My Blog

Fantastic Lyrics

I never knew these where the words to the poem On top of Old Smokey. Check them out, they're brilliant! On top of Old Smokey All covered with snow, I lost my true lover For courting too slow. Now, cou...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 13:15:00 GMT

More Bloody Poetry

More soppy poetry about how the love of my life broke my heart. I guess, That this is where we've come to If you don't want to Then you don't have to believe me But you, won't be there when I ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 May 2006 20:00:00 GMT