h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken)

About Me

i used to work for dick clark's brother-in-law. now i work in a law firm. (however, i am not an attorney because law school is for people who are ugly, boring, and serious.) i've killed all the plants here at the office, but it's ok--i think i'll only be charged with involuntary plantslaughter.***************************No le gusta caminar. No puede montar a caballo. (She doesn't like to walk. She can't ride a horse.) Como se puede bailar? Es un escandolo. (But the way she dances, it's a scandal.)

My Interests

taking naps; listening to raps; sitting in certain people's laps; seeing backwards baseball caps on totally hot, athletic chaps. (and just so you know, i can't read maps.)

I'd like to meet:

the Mets. (i'd also like to greet them.)

Music:

the sounds of lovely things. a man admitting he's wrong. david duchovny's monotone. ryan seacrest's voice. British and/or Australian accents. rock based music of exceptional quality.

Movies:

"if i could find a real-life place that'd make me feel like Tiffany's, then i'd buy some furniture and give the cat a name."

Television:

seinfeld, simpsons, sex and the city. and x-files. with no lights on. dans la maison.

Books:

i read minds. (but books are good too.) currently reading: life of pi, tao of pooh, pledged, and principles of litigation.

Heroes:

are delicious sandwiches.

My Blog

for my prof. the hot one.

"you're so lame" You walked into the classroom (10 minutes late)Like you were walking onto a yachtYour hair spiked like a douchebag's,Wearing underwear? (probably not&) You had one eye on your cell p...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:06:00 PST

dream a little dream II

ok. here's one. i dreamed i went to my parents' house (the house i grew up in) to visit and there were three little dolls in their street--china dolls, perhaps? i was riding down the street with some ...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:52:00 PST

filet mignon...

when you can't have the filet mignon, b/c it's not even on the menu, you go with the burger. the cheap, easy, simple, generic burger. and that's what he did. and, apparently, the burger was good enoug...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 11:12:00 PST

i had an epiphany...

about a Jay-Z lyric. "the only time you wear Burberry to swim"you see, i never understood this lyric but now i do; it's like this...Burberry is notorious for its raincoats, but she only wears Burbe...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 06:40:00 PST

last night

...in class was kinda bizarre. we had a guest speaker. so my prof (and i use the term "prof" loosely because i really don't consider him anything more than an arrogant, shallow, totally hot atto...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 06:05:00 PST

i almost won tickets from DC 101!!!

only...i couldn't dial the number fast enough.and...my answer to the trivia question was wrong.so...i guess almost doesn't count. :(
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 12:53:00 PST

dream a little dream

i had this horrible dream last night. my hot professor was in it.we made out for awhile. then he tried to kill me. so i jumped in a boat and tried to get away from him. only, it was a rowboat and i di...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 05:50:00 PST

sadness

the egg...in the nest...outside my window... it's just sitting there... so tiny, so delicate, so perfect... the mother bird, nowhere in sight... hasn't been--for days. poor egg. poor unborn little bab...
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 12:19:00 PST

his spurs

he said he paid 80 dollars for them. was this supposed to make me like him more, or make me like him less (?!) such shiny, silver spurs... and he wasn't even a cowboy(!)
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:34:00 PST

why...

do i even bother to blog?! i just read back over my blogs later, and want to crawl under a bridge somewhere and eat twizzlers.
Posted by h &hearts llie-stirred (not shaken) on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 10:19:00 PST