Member Since: 14/03/2006
Band Members: Justino Saladino (Guitar/Vocals/Banshee Wails)
Originally hailing from The Land Beyond, Justino is a mighty sorcerer capable of conjuring plauges of albino jungle frogs and shooting lighting from his hands, but prefers to pull rabbits from hats and entertain children. Not getting the attention a mighty sorcerer like himself desired, he opted to abandon his life of party tricks and start up a band in Galveston, Texas. Using his powerful magiks to conjure and enslave demons, he forces them to write catchy tunes that the band may one day flourish.
Matty the Beast (Earthquake/Earthshake Machine)
Originally hailing from Inner Earth, Matty the Beast is a demonspawn sent by the Council Infernis to collaborate with Justino on the band's original work. The Council reasoned, "If Justino is going to be using demonic material anyway, we might as well bank on it." While in the mortal realm, Matty's form remains that of a normal human, and his ability to possess others is... mildly... limited.
Dronbo Malx (Aural Stimulator Pads)
Originally haling from Denmark in the year 2234, Dronbo Malx is a Danish Drymguard, one of the elite who protect the mortal world from incursions by demons. Always having kept a close eye on Matty the Beast, and knowing what he is capable of, Dronbo felt it necessary to chaperone Matty to the present. Dronbo is the peak of all genetics and cybernetics advancement, and as such, can eat a tootsie roll pop in 2 bites.
Influences: Polka!?!?
Hendi?!?!?
Pirate chanty's
......Anything that is truly a musically enlightening expirence
Also, the Multitudinous Dr. Sub was a true inspiration. That is to say he inspired us. At limbo contests. With cake.
Sounds Like: Various tiny mites of the genus Demodex that infest the hair follicles of mammals.
Vinyl Earl & the Perpetually Puking Porpoises.
Getting hit in the face by a gold brick with a lemon peel wrapped around it.
The demolition teams at Mt.Rushmoore when it was made.
Record Label: N/A
Type of Label: Major