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Darwin's Finches

About Me

Darwin's Finches (aka. Mama-vela and the jug head spindle benders aka. Slim pickens and the chocolate gravys aka. Big Clifford and epeleptic sheep dogs) is a 3 piece that sprung from the loins of the desolate Galveston Island, Our music is catchy and raw, with nasty foot tapping tunes. We are into various styles ranging from blue grass to funk, and all the in between. We sound like the beach boys being molested by a fat elvis and the Misfits. We fight for good causes like Free Soul Food/psychosis/alternative medicine and good times with good people and Jesus, We battle the evils of cooperate fat cats Constapated Art clear channel radio and Decadent Satanism, We will likely be rocking out near you (in your front yard)!!! We do realize that there is already a "band" that calls itself "finch" (emphasis on the " ") but we are a different species, we're fully adapted for thriving and populating on many coastal terrains. We are Darwins finches, which means we are miles above the average finch (evolutionarily speaking), but regardless, Be on the look out for the Garage rock, in your Face, baby making music of DARWIN'S FINCHES TWINKLE TWINKLE RAWK ON!!!!!Check out the new T-shirts send us a message if you are interested in having you very own limited edition Darwin's Finches shirt! because we hope to one day sell out and cash in and have our own greates hits Kareoke' CD that people sing along to at Cocktails Kareoke Bar & non-profit amusment parks.
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Darwin's Finches is a kids' project where you use "beaks" made of bag clips of various sizes, to feed "birdies" made of paper cups!!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 14/03/2006
Band Members: Justino Saladino (Guitar/Vocals/Banshee Wails)
Originally hailing from The Land Beyond, Justino is a mighty sorcerer capable of conjuring plauges of albino jungle frogs and shooting lighting from his hands, but prefers to pull rabbits from hats and entertain children. Not getting the attention a mighty sorcerer like himself desired, he opted to abandon his life of party tricks and start up a band in Galveston, Texas. Using his powerful magiks to conjure and enslave demons, he forces them to write catchy tunes that the band may one day flourish.

Matty the Beast (Earthquake/Earthshake Machine)
Originally hailing from Inner Earth, Matty the Beast is a demonspawn sent by the Council Infernis to collaborate with Justino on the band's original work. The Council reasoned, "If Justino is going to be using demonic material anyway, we might as well bank on it." While in the mortal realm, Matty's form remains that of a normal human, and his ability to possess others is... mildly... limited.

Dronbo Malx (Aural Stimulator Pads)
Originally haling from Denmark in the year 2234, Dronbo Malx is a Danish Drymguard, one of the elite who protect the mortal world from incursions by demons. Always having kept a close eye on Matty the Beast, and knowing what he is capable of, Dronbo felt it necessary to chaperone Matty to the present. Dronbo is the peak of all genetics and cybernetics advancement, and as such, can eat a tootsie roll pop in 2 bites.

Influences: Polka!?!? Hendi?!?!? Pirate chanty's ......Anything that is truly a musically enlightening expirence

Also, the Multitudinous Dr. Sub was a true inspiration. That is to say he inspired us. At limbo contests. With cake.
Sounds Like: Various tiny mites of the genus Demodex that infest the hair follicles of mammals.

Vinyl Earl & the Perpetually Puking Porpoises.

Getting hit in the face by a gold brick with a lemon peel wrapped around it.

The demolition teams at Mt.Rushmoore when it was made.

Record Label: N/A
Type of Label: Major

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HAPPY 200'th B-Day DADDY!

people are writning about darwin's finches! We're all over the internet and movies and everything,  amazing.Unpredictable Evolution in a 30-Year Study of Darwin's Finches ........Peter R. Grant,.... ....
Posted by on Thu, 12 Feb 2009 14:54:00 GMT

Little Wooden Boy in the Belly of Love

Little Wooden Boy in the Belly Of LOVE E.p./L.P that's right!  new Darwin's Finches Tunes soon to be delivered!    
Posted by on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 15:46:00 GMT

Darwin's Finches T-shirts!!!!

Darwin's Finches now has T-shirts!  They will be sold for $10...plus a small shipping charge to cover the stamp. T-shirt Front http://s65.photobucket.com/albums/h226/ansley11/?action=view &cu...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:47:00 GMT