erika [DCM<3] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

everything about you amazes me.
you make me feel things no one could ever make me feel.
the first moment you held me in your arms it felt more comforting than home.
late at night and early at day i hate the most because i1m not with you.
just hearing your voice puts a smile on my face.
you never run out of ways to make me laugh.
your touch sends a pleasing chill through my body.
i'm so happy that i can act like the biggest loser around you and you'll be acting the same way.
you're the only one who can push aside all my worries, fears, and anger just by being near me.
you can say you love me more all you want because i know it's impossible to be true because i love you more than anything that has and ever will exist and i know you love me just as much there is no less.
you're the only one helping me live right now, if i lost you i'd be such a lost cause.
♥♥infinite love♥♥
Derek Carl Marceau ♥2.9.08

My Interests

CadillacJack940:ohhhhhhhh, the hippo was on the roof with the kangaroo, and the kangaroo had the watermelon
eriokisa 27:but why didnt the hippo bring the basket of strawberries?
CadillacJack940:because he shoved them up the preists ass
CadillacJack940:duh
eriokisa 27:but if the priest is a rapist then why didnt he just tie the hippo and th kangaroo up, eat the watermelon, and then kick the kangroo off the roof
CadillacJack940:because since the preist was a rapist the kangaroo was pregnant with his child an the preist just didnt have the heart
eriokisa 27:is that when the hippo got wicked jelous because he secretly loved the kangaroo (which is why he had the strawberries) and he shot the priest in the balls
CadillacJack940:no, no, no that was when the hippo got a sex change, but the surgeon made a mistake an instead of turning the hippo into a t-rex instead (u know how it is), ur thinking of the time that the hippo stole that cool littles glass box that the pope rides around in an started singing "YMCA" all night long
eriokisa 27:ohhh i seee so then so once a t-rex im sure the jelousy made him just eat the priest and then the kangaroo was like you know wat i like beavers anyways and made the hippo jump off the roof
CadillacJack940:yeah....god i cant belive u couldnt follow all that before...jeez
eriokisa 27:holy shit im sorry god
Me on the phone:"I found those strawberries...they tasted pretty shitty"
Frankie on phone:"Puns are fun" HAHAHA IT RHYMES!
Frankie and I are wicked cool lol=]

IM DESTROYING THEIR HOME! THEY CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT THIER HOME! THEY WILL DIE!!
It's a man flick............a DICK FLICK!