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Mike

About Me

ok, a bit about me and my world... its better then yours.
Interests:
My main interest at the moment is surviving as best I can, lots of shizzle going on at the moment, I keep changing job (which tends to get me shitty hours), and most importantly Ive recently become a father (of sorts) to my little boy Loki, who takes up a fair amount of time. (But not as much as his mothers time. Big respect to her for what she does for him!) Other interests (which have been moved to the side a bit) include
[Bike] I love my bike, Ive got to after the amount of times its saved me from being late from work. But also leisure usage is good.
[Xbox/ 360] ...best games machine ever. No question, any others can lick my scrot. (Except p.c.s and mines broke ATM, fucking hard drives!)
[Music] Gotta love music, I dont know one person who doesnt like music, and any one who says so is bullshiting... so hit them.
[Drum kit] my other baby.
[Bass guitar] ... other other baby. (Ok really anything that cost over 500 squid is my baby, cant afford to break any of that shit!)
[Stand up] dont get confused here, im not saying I do stand up, but is one of my favourite things, best stand ups/ comedians:-
Bill Hicks- listen to what he says, you might learn!
Bill Bailey- yeah, dont try and learn too much from this guy, except kazoo!
Richard Pryor- good shit
Dislikes:
[The Bus] any bus, all of the fuckers in Bristol, they are the bain of my existence; And I will one day destroy First busses! But some of the drivers are alright.
[Chavs] you know who im talking about, and if you dont your probably one of them. I really should kill them all as well. Wait im forming a plan here with the busses, this should be fun. Whos in?
[Kris Camm, AkA Brock Sampson/ George Clooney] Have to kill him as well, other wise he'll kill me. Its either kill or be killed between me and him.

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I'd like to meet:

Your mum

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