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About Me


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Name:: SIMON
Nicknames::SLINKY
Birthplace:: HAMMERSMITH
Current Location:: LICHFIELD
Hair Color:: LIGHT BROWN
Eye Color:: BROWN
Height:: 5.9
Weight:: 10 STONE
Tatoos?:: NONE
Piercings?:: 5 BUT NOT USED
Overused Phrase:: FUCK
--Your--
Bedtime:: WHEN MY HEAD HITS THE PILLOW
Best Physical Feature:: ME
Most Embarassing Moment:: ME PISSED
Most Missed Memory:: OLD FRIENDS,DAD
First Thought When You Wake Up:: "OH FUCK,WORK"
Weakness:: SLEEP
Best Friends:: CRAIG,SARAH,BEN,NATHAN,LIEGH,JORDAN AND EVERY ONE ELSE.
Goal For The Year:: TO GET THOURH IT
Greatest Fears:: GETTING UP IN THE MORNING
--This Or That--
Pepsi or Coke...: COKE
McDonalds or Burger King...: BOTH
Hot Tea or Ice Tea...: NICE CUPA
Chocolate or Vanilla...: UURRR!
Water or Milk...: MILK
Coffee or Hot Chocolate...: COFFEE
Hugs or Kisses...: SEX
Cats or Dogs...: DOGS
Summer or Winter...: SUMMER
Scary Movies or Romantic Comedies...: ACTION!!
Love or Money...: BOTH
Green Grapes or Purple Grapes...: GREEN
--Lover--
Perferred Eye Color:: ANY
Perferred Hair Color:: ANY
Short Hair or Long Hair...: LONG
Perferred Height:: SAME AS ME
Perferred Weight:: SAME AS ME
Looks or Personality...: BOTH WOULD BE NICE.
Hot or Cute...: BOTH AGAIN
Skinny...Muscular...or Fat...: NOT TO SKINNY,NOT TO FAT,NOT TO MUSCULAR
--Favs--
Number:: £4 MILLON,THAT WILL DO
Food:: JUST ABOUT ANYTHING,BUT SEA FOOD..BUUURR
Type of Music:: ROCK,POP,RAP,INDIE,OLD SHIT
Candy:: DONT EAT
Color:: BLUE
Animal:: DOG
Drink:: ALCOHOL.LOTS AND LOTS.HAHA
Body Part on the Opposite Sex:: DEPENDS WHO U LOOKIN AT
Movie:: NOT BLOODY HARRY POTTER
Past Time:: MAD BASTARD
--Have You Ever--
Drank?: HELL YEH,DOIN IT NOW!
Smoked?: SEE ABOVE
Been Beaten Up?: SEE ABOVE
Bullied Someone?: YEH,MYSELF
Skinny Dipped?: YEP!
Played Spin The Bottle or 7 Minutes In Heaven?: YEH,WHO HAS'NT
Toliet Papered Someones House?: NO...MY SCHOOL
Played Poker W/ Money?: NO,BORING
Gone Swimming In A White T-Shirt?: DONT NO
Been Tickled So Bad That You Cried?: YEH
Been Tickled So Bad That You Couldnt Talk?: WELL,THATS THE BIT BEFORE U CRY
Like Someone And Not Tell Them How You Felt?: YEH
Went Camping?: TO RIGHT
Used The Restroom On A Tree?: DINT KNOW THERE WAS ONE
Had A Crush On Your Brother/Sister's Friend?: NO
Had A Crush On Your Friend's Brother/Sister?: NO
Walked In The Rain W/out An Umbrella?: NO DRIVE..OR TAXI
Danced In The Rain?: MIGHT OF LOOKED LIKE IT.BUT ITS JUST THE BEER.LOL
Told A Joke And Nobody Thought It was Funny?: YEH,I'M CRAP AT THEM.
Been On Stage?: YEH
Worn Clothes Your Mom Didnt Approve Of?: DONT KNOW
Been To A Nude Beach?: YEH
Cursed In Church?: YEH
Been Called A Whore/Slut For Kissing Someone?: I'M A BLOKE
Burnt Yourself?: ALL THE TIME
Been Dumped?: NO
Dumped Someone?: WELL,JUST STOPED SEEING THEM"SAME THING"
Been In Love?: YEH
Been Hit On Someone To Old?: NO
Wanted To Be A Model?: NO
Wanted To Be In The Olmpics?: IF THEY DO BEER DRINKING COMPS
Bought Lottery Tickets?: YEH,DOH DID'NT WIN
Made Out In A Car?: NO
Cried During A Movie?: NO
Wanted Something You Couldnt Have?: YEH
Made Love On The Beach?: NO
Shoplifted?: YEH
Seen Someone Shoplift?: YEH,MY MATE STANDING NEXT TO ME
Hung Up On Someone?: ALL THE TIME
Yelled At Your Pet?: YEH,LITTLE BASTARDS.LOL
Gotten Seasick?: NO
Tried To Strip When Drunk?: CANT REMEMBER,BUT YEH
Bought A Thong Cuz The Casier Was Hot?: NO
Stalked Someone?: NO
Had A Stalker?: YEH
Played A Prank On Someone And Scared Them?: YEH,THE OTHER DAY
Been Embarrassed By Someone In Your Family?: YEH,EVERYONE
Felt Bad About Eating Meat?: DONT BE STUPID
Protested?: YEH
Been To An Island?: CORFU
Ate Cuz You Had Nothing Better To Do?: NO
Screamed In A Library?: NO
Made Out W/ A Stranger?: YEH
Made Out W/ Someone Who Wasnt Single?: DONT KNOW
Wished A Part Of You Was Different?: NO
Talked To A Complete Stranger?: YEH,U MYSPACE FOLKS..HELLO
Been Sunburned So Bad You Blistered?: YEH
Kicked A Guy In The Nuts?: KNEED,OWE
Threw Up In School?: YEH
Recieved A Love Letter That Wasnt Signed?: NO
Wore Something You Hated?: YEH
Wore Something To Match Someone?: YEH
Been To A Luau?: EERRR?
Cursed Infront Of Your Parents?: EVERY DAY..FUCK
Been On TV?: NO
Been Outta The Country?: YEH
Been Honked At While Walking Down The Sidewalk?: YEH
Won A Pool Game?: YEH
Went To A Party Where You Were The Only Sober One?: NO
Went To School/ Work Drunk?: ALL THE THE TIME
Dieted?: NO
Had An Eating Disorder?: NO
Cheated On Your Other?: NO
Been Cheated On?: DONT THINK SO
Been Paid To Date Someone?: NO
Dated Someone That Was Paid or Dared To Date You?: NO
Tanned Topless?: YEH,I'M A BLOKE
Been Strip Searched?: NO
Been On A Plane?: YEH
Been On A Cruise?: NO
Been Pantsed In Public?: NO
Thrown Your Shoe At Someone?: NO,BUT MY MUM THROW ONE AT ME
Broke Someone's Heart?: HOPE NOT
Sung In The Shower?: NO
Bought Something Way To Expensive?: ALL THE TIME
Done Something Stupid And Laughed At Yourself?: ALL THE TIME
Been Walked In On While You Were Dressing?: YEH
Been Walked In On While Showering?: YEH
Ran Out Of A Movie Theater Cuz You Got Scared?: NO
Been Kicked Out Of A Mall/ Store?: YEH
Been Kicked Out Of A GoCart Place Cuz You Wrecked The Go Cart?: GOT BLACK FLAGED
Been In Detention?: EVERY DAY.I THINK
Feel Off A Roof?: YEH
Pretended You Were Scared So You Could Cuddle W/ Someone?: NO
Been In A Wreck?: YEH,IT FUCKIN HURT AND PUT ME OUT OF WORK FOR A MONTH
Wrecked So You Wouldnt Hit An Animal?: NO,FUCK EM
Made Yourself Puck So You Wouldnt Have To Go To School?: NO,JUST BUNKED OFF
Threatened Someone W/ A Water Gun?: NO
Been Shot?: YEH
Had A Water Gun War?: YEH
Been Arrested?: YEH
--Randoms--
Regret Something You Did In The Past?: NO
Country You Wanna Visit:: OZ.NEW YORK
Way You Wanna Die:: ANY
Like Thunderstorms?: HELL YEH,I CHASE THEM
Get Along W/ Your Parents?: YEH
R U A Health Freak?: NO
U Think Ur Attractive?: YEH.OK
Do You Believe In Yourself?: YEH,U GOT TO
Wanna Get Married?: NO.NEVER
Wanna Go To College?: HAVE DONE
Shower Daily?: MOST OF THE TIME
Want Kids?: NOT YET
When Do U Wanna Lose Your Virginity?: HAHAHAHHAA
Do U Hate Anyone?: YEP
Can You Unwrap A Starburst W/ Your Tongue?: AINT TRIED
Do You Think You Can Sing?: NO,AWFUL
Can You Open You Eyes Underwater?: YEH,STINGS
Eat Whatever And Not Worry?: YEH.I LOVE IT
Can You Whistle?: YEH
Can You Walk In High Heels?: I AINT TRIED..I'LL HAVE AGO......NO
Do You Sleep W/ The Light On?: NO
Do You Like Super Spicy Foods?: UMMM...FOOD.
Can You Multitask?: I AM NOW.DRINKING,SMOKING,TYPING.HOW CLEVER
Touch Your Nose W/ Your Tongue?: NO
Can You Fit In Your Locker?: WHAT LOCKER?
Do You Spit?: SOMETIMES
Can You Taste The Difference Between Pepsi And Coke?: YEH,PEPSI IS WRANK
If You Could Wish 4 Anything...What Would You Wish?: ME NOT TO DO THIS SURVEY..ITS TO LONG
What Kind Of Perfume Or Colone Do You Wear?: HUGO BOSS
What Kind Of Soap Do You Use?: ANYTHING
What's Your Favorite Scent?: CLEAN BED SHEETS
Would You Choose To Live Forever If You Could?: HELL YEH
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