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*float like a butterfly sting like a bee*yo hands cnt touch wat yo eyes cnt see! rumble young man RU

About Me


I found my myspace layout here and the best muhammad ali myspace layouts .
REEET then where to begin wherrre to begin! first and foremost my name is Jason Barnard for any of you who didnt know that or mostly more commonly known as BARNEY! ermm i absolutely love football man united all zee way....of course! if you suport that shite called chelsea then you either a part time supporter or a FAG, no ifs buts or maybes..wel maybe but no!I LOVE ALLL SPORTS I PLAY FOOTBALL, TENNIS, GOLF wen ever i can but at school i played them alll. i do love to play on the ps2 wen i actualy had one haha it sadly passed away in 2005 god rest its soul but pro evo was theee game to play on fifa is lets just say for girls.But now im more of an xbox player atm as the ps3 is lets say for millionaires! i do like to go out on the piss with mon copains! BINGE is the way forward....say it like u mean it ;) i play for healing now,centre midd :@:@ roy keane grrrr! lol and fianly il hav a little comment about the finer things in life like women;) love em all haha! Manda Is Fuckin Amazin =D I Love Her MIllions! I let my watch talk for me, my whip talk for me, my gatt talk for me.....BLLAAATTTT what up homie??
SHIT IN YOUR HANDBAG!!!
"Ando con el G-Unit que es la Unidad Gorilla" I walk with the G-Unit that is the Unit Gorilla!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jason Barnard
Birthday: 22/09/88
Birthplace: GY
Current Location: Waltham:)
Eye Color: blue ;)
Hair Color: dark blonde ish lol
Height: 5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: does that mean like english or sumets :P
The Shoes You Wore Today: Nike air force ones
Your Weakness: kryptonite lmao
Your Fears: not realy sure
Your Perfect Pizza: biiiggg meat feast:D
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: ermm pass my a levels :P
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: kk or lol :P
Thoughts First Waking Up: fucksake look at the time :P
Your Best Physical Feature: my left foot nah ermm my eyes i duno
Your Bedtime: 12ish
Your Most Missed Memory: duno lol
Pepsi or Coke: depends on the situation :P pepsi at piza hut for sure but coke the rest of the time:P
MacDonalds or Burger King: McD's
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: do i look 45?
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: wen druunk:P
Do you Swear: wen it suits:P
Do you Sing: all the timme:D
Do you Shower Daily: offff course
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: im already there 2nd yer soon
Do you want to get Married: sumday
Do you belive in yourself: yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Are you a Health Freak: nah
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: why not
Do you play an Instrument: grade 8 triangle haha
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: yes!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: noo
In the past month have you gone on a Date: erm kinda lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no lol
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: nah
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nah lolol
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: only a few hearts;) lol joke
Ever been Drunk: yess looots
Ever been called a Tease: yer haha
Ever been Beaten up: been hit
Ever Shoplifted: yes lol ribena from whsmith:P
How do you want to Die: i wnt to have my ballsack stretched over my face and sufercate! lol not
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: wealthy and succesful
What country would you most like to Visit: australia m8
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green maybe
Favourite Hair Color: usualy blonde
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: bout 5 ft 2
Weight: 87 lbs? nah jus a nice figure lol
Best Clothing Style: jeans and watever if they look sexy in it then its cool :P
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1 aparently :P
Number of CDs I own: good lord millionsssss
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: getiing pregnant :( haha just jokin
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85 Your Name Your New Gangster Name Wachichi Wachachu Your Gangster Percent 87% Your Money You'll Make Hustling $864,475 Number of People In Your gang 67 Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 8 What You'll Look Like GangsterYour results:
You are Lex Luthor Lex Luthor 83% The Joker 82% Dr. Doom 81% Venom 69% Apocalypse 67% Juggernaut 67% Kingpin 67% Magneto 66% Dark Phoenix 65% Riddler 65% Green Goblin 59% Poison Ivy 57% Mr. Freeze 56% Mystique 55% Two-Face 55% Catwoman 51% A brilliant businessman on a quest for world domination and the self-proclaimed greatest criminal mind of our time!
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My Interests

SPORTS but my other infactuations areeee movies and music! people often refer to me as the guru for both .. u know :P im a reborn WWE fan lmao i love it! wel i used to love it more than life but now its kinda a thinvg to watch.

I'd like to meet:

The ROCK..aka the great one, the peoples champion, the brahma bull, theee most electrifying man in sports entertainment tday! lol muhammed ali Will Smith, who infact i would also like to be lol if i where to be anybody else id love to b this dude 50 cent kanye west seth cohen lol who ever watches the O.C knows this dude is a living legend! LUCIANNA ASHTON!!!!! THE LATINO DREAM ;) HAHA SHE LOVES MY FAKE PORTUGESE TALK ;) PIMP PIMP XXX gazzas daughter omg ;) .. width="425" height="350" ....Your results:
You are Superman Superman 85% The Flash 75% Green Lantern 70% Iron Man 65% Batman 60% Hulk 60% Catwoman 60% Wonder Woman 58% Supergirl 53% Spider-Man 45% Robin 45% You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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amy brydon of course, i mean come on absolute LEg end lol she hasnt forced me to write this or anything ^o) lolol but this paragraph has been dedicated to her :P erm wat else can i say wel she has massive tits and her nipples are nice too! :) x ROY KEANE ALEX FERGOUSON

Music:

far far to many to quote, i have a very large music folder :P but ermm a short random sample would be..... kanye west 50 cent razorlight
the kooks ATL usher 50 cent, ludacris, game, omarion, neyo, dr dre, diddy, MH, tupac, jay-z, lil wayne weazy f baby ;), MIMS theerrs too many to type but if i basicaly say i live in HMV then you'd understand my angle

Movies:

rush hour 1 and 2 classics!the rocky films.. width="425" height="350" .... ROCKY 4 QUALITY TRAINING MONTAGE!!!!scary movie 2 hahaamerican pie the weddingLord of the ringsget rich or die tryindodgeball - la flouer - EMMMMA! =)Team america - derka derka EMMMA! =)the green mile .. width="425" height="350" .... WHITE CHIKS !!!! ur mother is soo dumb she went to doctor dre for a patsmerree hahah

Television:

the OC of course who doesnt like it errmmm does mtv base and sky sports count?!? lost i love it, im lost in it but not lost asing lost the plt and the story but lost asin lost myself in it.....are u lost :P:Pwhooooos house?? RUNS HOUSE lol love tht programme

Books:

the da vinci code the lord of the rings the hobbit 50 cents autobiography

Heroes:

david beckham Muhammed ali " i once saw george foreman shadow boxing.....and the shadow won!!!" legend pure legend lol