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deejay massive revenge in paris

no, no, we know i got class...what's that other thing called? willpower! i got no willpower.

About Me

i like to stay out late.


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My Interests

super long baths. boating. sunsets. long walks on the beach. drinking beer in the shower. cooking soup. monty. cheese fondue. music. happy hour.

I'd like to meet:

someone who will let me sleep in. drunks, musicians, people who remember jokes, bartenders, vegetarians, low cost immigration lawyers, people who can happily waste a night following the cat around the house talking shit, the ghost of rodney dangerfield...Myspace Contact Tables

Music:

tim "love" lee. the flaming lips. lily allen. the wailing souls. hank williams sr. thievery corporation. frank sinatra. tom waits. lord kitchener. the smiths. run dmc. supertramp. william shatner's new album. the pixies. merle haggard. sublime. the pogues. dean martin. bob marley. small island pride. the dubliners. johnny cash. asian dub foundation. the clancy brothers. the cure. led zeppelin. the clash. bad brains. mighty sparrow. the valkyrians. seeed. herb alpert.

Movies:

you got served and easy money. the good, the bad, and the ugly. first blood, beerfest, starship troopers, good guys wear black and amelie.

Television:

bassie and adriaan. stargate. poker den. the magic bullet infomercial. whatever you call that show where they hold up the suitcase full of euros and you have to call in with the right word to win. breaking bad. doctor who. prison break. ready steady cook.

Books:

pretty much anything in english my friends are willing to lend me. oh and p.g. wodehouse. for sure.

Heroes:

the chick with the dark hair from K3. and ainsley harriot.

My Blog

smokin crack

so i know my mom and some as well as some old friends who i haven't seen in person for a while tend to read the ocassional blog posting i put up here so i'd like to start off with a disclaimer for thi...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 07:18:00 PST

summer!

so fucking FINALLY we're getting some regular old american summer weather here in holland. i'm sitting out in my back garden listening to somr herb alpert and drinking chianti in the sun...woke up fro...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 06:08:00 PST

yoko ono VS. santa claus

man, you just haven't lived until you've seen four middle-aged preppy dutch guys jump around on stage and hammer out a cover of that 'i'm just a girl' song by no doubt. trust me. and jan jaap and graz...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 03:13:00 PST

the good times

so the germ gave me these super strong ass magnets that can actually stick to each other thru like a half inch of wood. i'm on the computer dicking around at 3 in the morning just now super baked and ...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 07:48:00 PST

i'm super hungover and confused

so hey. this morning when i woke up they actually had like a seven piece new olreans style jazz band playing at the cafe under my window. it was so fucking great i had to say something to somebody abo...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST

big trouble on the plein.

so i'm sitting here eating nachos enjoying the newly quiet plein and i've been thinking someone has to document the events of last wednesday and the longer i wait the less the chances are that that pe...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 09:56:00 PST

happy f**cking holidays

okay something snuck right the fuck up on me recently and it's this: i think i really like christmas. for years i've been the guy who's like fuck that shit blah blah stupid fake religious hallmark hol...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 06:18:00 PST

insult to injury

so i'm cruising along on my bike yesterday coming back from bailing the water out of the boat and i'm thinking it's gonna be a great day and i'm singing 'there goes my everything' and i'm crossing the...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 08:51:00 PST

apparently i'm just gonna keep writing these fuckers whether anyone reads them or not.

what the fuck is up with germans and their beer? don't get me wrong, i always have fun partying in germany but every time i'm there it's all blah blah in broken english about the 'purity' of the reich...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:45:00 PST

my second and possibly last ever blog

okay so what happened to all the infomercials? i've been talking to yoav a whole bunch lately who seems to be the only guy on the planet to love them as much as me and since then i've become awar...
Posted by deejay massive revenge in paris on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 05:30:00 PST