_deos

Gentlemen, thank you all for coming on such short notice. I've just finished reporting to Admiral Desu on the developing situation. As of 0400 GMT, the Ragga Jungle Movement has implemented its Rogue Junglist Contingency Plan. Our sources at Federation Intelligence have hinted at the creation of some kind of "old school-jungle-sound" for some time, and recent events have confirmed their suspicions. The...thing, captured in .wav format this morning, was unleashed by a cult of "_deos". Combining a smattering of genetic manipulation with forbidden rituals which must have been provided by Deos himself, they have fashioned what Command has dubbed a "jungle chimera"--an amenera if you will. Combinding gutter sounding amens and earth shaking bass it is a force to be reckoned with.This monstrosity is headed straight for the Federation border; its ETA is one hour, and frankly, we have no way to mobilize and deploy enough firepower to stop it before it gets there.In short, we need your help.