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Johnny O.

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About me???? just ask i'm always on yahoo im my user name is sdfun241 , about my page well read below and please remain seated till the ride comes to a complete stop and keep your hands inside at all times ok now enjoy the ride __________________________________________________________St andard Disclaimers __________________________________________________________Th is page is intended for general use and no warranty is implied for suitability to any given task. I hold no responsibility for your use or any damage done while using this page Reader assumes full responsibility. An equal opportunity message. __________________________________________________________Ma y be too intense for some viewers. Safety goggles may be required during viewing ___________________________________________________________T his message does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either myself, my company, my friends, or my cat. Don't quote me on that. 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Should another universe subsequently re-emerge, the existence of this page in that universe cannot be guaranteed. ___________________________________________________________D isclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper reading, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Alpha, Beta and Gamma rays, knives, stones, etc.).______________________________________________________ _____Other restrictions may apply.______________________________________________________ _____Do not remove this disclaimer under penalty of law. _________________________________________________________Bat teries not includedAction figures sold separately _________________________________________________________tha nksJohnny 0.<mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" style='display:none' src='' AUTOSTART='True' LOOP='1'

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