Elliott can make me laugh
Elliott is easy to talk to
Elliott has a large labia majora
Elliott can go suck a nut
Elliott is smelly
Elliott has aids (Thanks Alex)
Elliott is quite a cool cat
Elliott has a little brother...who in fact was a cat for Halloween...coincidence?
Elliott is pro skill when it comes to roasting marshmallows
Elliott has an uber cool girlfriend whom everyone adores
Elliott is recommended as a friend
Elliott has a tendency of going to Wonderland with the coolest kids you'll ever meet
Elliott has long as blonde hair
Elliott is a funny guy
Elliott has 2 eyes and 1 nose
Elliott is good at shooting people with paint
Elliott once met a pissed off Puerto Rican
Elliott can run faster than he can walk
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-Elliott has a tendency of talking to his cat when hes on the phone with Brittany
-Elliott is Brittanys "Other"
-Elliott is my friend
-Elliott loves Brittany as much as she likes cake
-Elliott has been tackeld by Brittany too many times
-Elliott is SMILEING!
-Elliott is INSIDE MEE!!
-Elliott needs a shower
-Elliott has a brother that makes fun of Brittany
-Elliott has an orange nipple
-Elliott needs another shower
Elliott Jones, Elliott Jones
6'8, weighs a fucking ton
Opponents beware, opponents beware
He’s coming, he’s coming he’s coming...
Let me lay it on the line, Jones had two on the vine
I mean two sets of testicles, so divine
On a horse made out of crystal he patrolled the land
With his mason ring, and schnauzer and his perfect hands
Here comes Elliott, in control
Women dug his stuff and his gallant stroll
Ate opponent’s brains and invented cocaine.
He’s coming, he's coming, he's coming…
Elliott Jones, Elliott Jones 6'20 fucking killing for fun
Spread, spread Lake Simcoe
He’s coming, he's coming, he's coming....
Sue me if I go to fast, but the sons of his opponents wished that Jones was their dad.
Got a wig for his wig and a brain for his heart,
He’ll kick you apart, he'll kick you APART.
Ooooo
He’ll save children but not ginger children,
He’ll save children but not ginger children,
He’ll save children but not ginger children.
He has a pocket full of horses,
Fucked the shit outta bears
Threw a knife into heaven and could kill with a stare
He made love like an eagle falling outta the sky
He killed his sensei in a duel and never said why
Elliott Jones, Elliott Jones 12 stories high made of radiation
The present beware the future beware
He's coming, he's coming, he's coming...
Did I mention his four nuts?
Well he also had four dicks.
If you took of his skate shoes, you’d see the dicks growing off of his feet.
I head…that…mother fucker had like…30 goddamn dicks.
I once heard he once held an opponent’s wife’s hand…
In a jar of acid...
At a party...
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