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About Me

My name is Hannah and i am very small.Im a 3rd Yr English Lit and History student.Christmas is my favourite time of year.I read alot but am bored with writing essays on books.Am philosophical but shit at making informed decisions.I like getting inebriated at gigs.I like having my breasts signed...it tickles.Spontaneity keeps me alert.New people are cool and less hassle.Sunshine and malibu make me smile.Poetry unfolds the shape of my being.I love pretty things and holding hands.I try to see the best in people but often mock.I sleep a lot (thats on my own not around).I hate beautiful people with attitude problems.Am strangely attracted to men who have personality defects.Unique is not weird its special.I am really a fairy who lives in ur garden.If i like someone i cant look into their eyes.Scottish accents are my weakness.I hate watching the news its always upsetting.I want to watch a good news channel.Have absolutely no common sense its just a concept.But i do have too many clothes and nowhere to put them.I love the smell of lillies.Chivalry should return with a vengeance.I like to have my hair played with.I will be a terrible housewife.When not drunk i am excruciatingly shy.I have 'words of the week'.Men amuse me.Humanity and morality confuse me.I find sitting on trains and world-watching theraputic.Arrogance irritates me.Although ignorance is worse.I like to dance.Kindness, empathy and consideration are the best attributes.My birthdays are always rubbish.I adore colourful lights.Wish i lived in a bubble/on the back of a butterfly.Heaven is the space above the clouds u see from aircraft.Ive never been on a 'proper' date.I really want to keep tropical fish.I eat an unhealthy amount of cheese.

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Other Random Stuff About Me
Name:: Hannah
Age:: 23
Height:: 5ft2
Weight:: 44kilos
Right or left-handed:: Right
Your heritage:: god knows damn family secrets
What is your favorite game?: Othello
Favorite color:: turquoise
Least favorite color:: green
Do you like to drive fast?: uh, can't drive
Do you like thunderstorms?: yes they're romantic
What is your sign?: leo
Do you eat the stems of broccoli?: yes, waste not, want not
What was your first car?: uh, no car yet
If you could have any job, what would it be?: God
Is the glass half full or half empty?: fuck knows
Do you type with your fingers on the right keys?: no! who cares!
What's under your bed?: porn mags, probably
What are your favorite sports to watch?: rugby
Single biggest intense pain?: heartache
The best places you have ever been?: Bethlehem
Hamburgers or hot dogs?: neither
What is your occupation?: Student /Mentor /Promo girl/ Dancer
What was the last thing you ate?: chocolate digestive
Do you wish on stars?: yes, i'll try anything!
If you were a crayon, what color would you be?: red, that crayon gets everywhere
Last incoming call on your cell phone?: my mum
Last outgoing call on your cell phone?: haha cant say
What's your favorite restaurant?: Kuti's place in Southampton
Favorite food?: prawn mayo & cheese salad bagettes, Thornton's fruit cremes
Britney Spears is a skank--agree or disagree?: disagree, she made money so fair play
What type of music do you dislike most?: stuff with no lyrics
What was the last thing you bought?: fleur-de-lys stencil
Do you take illegal drugs?: no, only prescription!
Does someone have a crush on you?: probably
Do you really know all the words to the national anthem?: of course, we rule
Favorite drink?: pineapple juice
Favorite alcoholic drink?: malibu
Do you believe in love at first sight?: lust maybe with about 2 weeks of adoration but it soon disappears
Where were you for Valentine's Day?: In the pub drowning sorrows i expect!
What's your favorite animal?: butterfly
What do you think about most?: the meaning of life...
Do you like to play in the rain?: if its warm
Are you a risk taker?: sometimes, depends what i'm risking
How many people have you had sex with in '06?: one or two...
When was the last time you had sex?: haha no comment
Ever cheated on a g/f or b/f?: yes and i'm a horrible person
Have you ever been to jail?: no! and i never want to, i'd blatently end up as someones bitch
How many states have you lived in?: umm, drunken..confused, delirious..
Do you wear contacts or glasses?: both
Hugs or kisses?: both and lots of
Living arrangements?: in a house?
Who is your best friend?: Dee
What do you sleep in?: nothing
What is your bedtime?: when its time for u to tell me a story
Piercings? Tattoos?: 6, 1
Biggest pet peeve?: arrogance
I have low tolerance for people who....: bullshit
Do you sleep with the TV on?: no
Do you have a TV in your bedroom?: yes
Are you good at keeping secrets?: very
How do you spell relief?: ahhhh.....
Parents still together?: yes, 24yrs
Can you handle the truth?: no, truth hurts,
Current car?: dont have one, how many times have i said that?
Are you in love?: No, thats always a bad idea
Hair color?: brown
What are you afraid of?: being hurt/lonely
Last time you cried?: the other week
Friend you've had the longest?: sally
Best friends?: Dee, Kate, Serena & Caroline
Favorite car?: im not interested!!!
Number of keys on your keyring?: 2
Favorite day of the week?: Thursday
Favorite shampoo?: this is stupid umm ill say Tresemme since its professional and affordable like me lol
Day or night?: do i have another choice?
Best advice you've ever received?: check the toilet seat for wasps
Favorite quote?: "that is rather unfortunate", "could be worse, i could be on fire"
Favorite type of music?: indie/rock
Your biggest weakness?: admiration/too soft
Biggest fear?: cockroaches and family dying
Are you close to your parents?: Yes, definately, fantastic role models
Do you swear?: on occasion
Favorite song at the moment?: gym class heroes clothes off
Favorite band?: rhcp
Do you have sex?: of course...it feels so good...haha
Read books?: yes, good for the imagination
Have a religion?: my own
Vegetable you love/hate?: aubergine/parsnip
View on politics?: should be taught in schools
Worst habits?: looking desperate
Do you like to watch porn?: yes
*In a boyfriend/girlfriend*
Hair color?: brown
Body type?: fit?
Personality?: friendly, have passion for something, open minded and loving
Style of clothing?: dont care
Do they have to be popular?: no! how shallow is that
Kiss on the first date?: yes
Sex on the first date?: depends how fit they are/how desperate i am lol
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I'd like to meet:

hmmmm well intellectually? Satre, i think he may well be able to answer stuff that God has so far failed in doing. Probably J. A. Sharpe, i mean how many journals can one person possibly create?As a lil girly girl? (who loves poetry so much has two cats named after romantic poets incase i fail to attract one of the human variety) um definately Shakespeare.As a sexual deviant? The Earl of Rochester lol though prob not looking so good since hes been dead a while.


For a laugh? I'd love to meet the divine Frankie Boyle! What a legend! xxTo be honest celebrities aren't normally my thing i'll b happy to meet anyone thats sound..though PLEASE... NO PERVERTS and if u didnt fall off the back of a tractor u may have a chance..

Music:

I don't profess to know anything about music. I dont care whats "in" or what genre is "cool". If i like something i'll dance.

Movies:

The Libertine and my fave Shakespeare In Love

Television:

Yea its mostly rubbish we know..

Books:

The Yellow Wallpaper (Charlotte Perkins Gilman) The Doves Of Venus (Olivia Manning) Moll Flanders (Defoe)

Heroes:

Mary Wollstonecraft - now she rocks! Although i suppose i wouldn't say no to Superman

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To Grope or Not To Grope....

Okay guys I'm blog virgin...so thought id rant about stuff i dont understand and see what you think...pressing issues of mine at the mo revolve around being groped and being shy - Firstly, if you...
Posted by **Ur Call iS In A QuEuE** on Sun, 20 May 2007 10:31:00 PST