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Lick my Legs

toute_sweet

About Me


Life is like a ball of yarn: colorful but terribly twisted.

My Interests


spare. tea. cardi's. deep v's. MAC. txts. weed. #8's. mags & books. english & art. bf. bffs. food. vodka. moccies. & other shit. kaybye.

I'd like to meet:


905 kids

Jack White.

Anthony Kiedis.

Robin Black.

Man Ray.

Music:

-ill beatz -slow jams -raging solos -sad melodies -raving techno -twisted funk -fuck-your-mother metal -sexy R&B lyrics -shake yo booty shit
LOCK YOUR DOORS. BOARD UP YOUR WINDOWS. KEEP YOUR CHILDREN INSIDE...

THE INCREDIBLE INSANES PRESENT...

THE LAST PARTY ON THE LEFT!!

Movies:

V for Vendetta, [ANYTHING Quentin Tarentino] Clockwork Orange, The Chumscrubber, Thumb Sucker,Donnie Darko, Crybaby, Elephant, The Doors Movie, Fight Club, Nightmare Before Christmas,Rocky Horror Picture Show,I Heart Huckabees, Virgin Suicides,SCL Punk,The Princess Bride, Domino, Edward ScissorHands, The Delicate Art of Parking, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, 50 Pills, Sleepy Hollow and basically every motherfucking Horror film ever.

Television:

I'd punch them in their pretty faces if they weren't buff, rich, good looking, sexually satisfied, content with life, have a future and cool.

Books:

Go ask Alice, Empress of the world, Perks of being a Wallflower, Icy Sparks, All flowers die, Georgia books, The Bell Jar, A Complicated Kindness, Sex, drugs and Cocoa puffs, VURT, Rx, Sloppy Firsts

Heroes:

Daddy. ♥..

My Blog

QUEBEC CITY NEW YEARS!!

This is to everyone who wants to bring in the New Year in a sick way! Myself and Madelyne Maingot are running a trip to Quebec City this New Years with STrips. Its from December 28th til January 2nd....
Posted by Lick my Legs on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 05:42:00 PST

The Blue Box of Stillborn and Skeleton

When I flipped my head over, I could see stars. And I dont care dont care dont care about all of this. Not talks or walking on this tile floor or seeing another piece of paper with my writing on it. I...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:58:00 PST

For Nef. Thats Jen backwards.

The house was dripping. The ceiling was dripping. The stairwell was dripping. The faucet was dripping. And all you could do was dance like Mary fucking Poppins. You said the rain was a miracle. You sa...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:25:00 PST

cold grilled cheese: an ode to why life is shit.

I was wearing pants that were too tight, but baggy in the crotch, as if there was some grace room for parts I do not have. I found a fortune on my bedroom floor while getting dressed this morning, rea...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:29:00 PST

I feel less drunk with every step I take.

Then I open my eyes. I tricked myself.  I dont care one bit about that magazine......newspaper....whatever.Wheat thins make all mouths like sand.Thaaaaand! *Thats saying sand when you have sand i...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:36:00 PST

The killer in me is the killer in you.

I thought maybe if I put my head down on the wood, it would make me tired. Maybe it would coax me to sleep and I wouldnt have to think anymore. It didnt. I was so awake it wasn't even remotely funny, ...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:42:00 PST

tu.

I'd hold your hand if you were falling off a cliff. I'd hug you if your arm was bitten off by a brontesaurus. I'd eat your peas if you hated them. I'd do all your laundry if you didn't know how. I'd t...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST

The difference between the living dead and the dead is that dead is real.

We were driving. Nighttime, on the highway. Music on softly, just so he can stay awake. We had been driving for hours. Hours seem like days when you're cramped. It was so dark. Darker than I've ever...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 04:35:00 PST

The peaceful sound of a now Waterless Heart.

In a whirlwind of confusion.I am still.Screaming a lungless song to the only one who can hear me.You.My eyes are shut tight so I don't have to see whats coming.Fate.Sometimes life is too scary to face...
Posted by Lick my Legs on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 11:23:00 PST

Confessions of an innermost thought.

Hello, I'm Jack. Let's see. Maybe I'll start somewhere simple. Ahh yes. I think I can pull something simple up. Today I wore a used band-aid on my finger. I just didn't feel like opening up a new one....
Posted by Lick my Legs on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:05:00 PST