hello. my name is john joseph kershaw and i was born on saturday the 6th of september 1986 at 4.20 in the afternoon. during my birth burnley fc were losing 2-0 aganist hereford. i attended rockwood nursery and then st stephens primary school. i then went onto st christophers in accrington before studying at st marys college in blackburn. i currently reside in liverpool with matt pringle, andy pringle, matt chamberlain and mitch. i currently attend liverpool john moores university. i support burnley fc and i have now retired from playing the beautiful game due to my crippling work load and lousy attitude. but you never know i could make a comeback and you might see me playing on match of the day
