Sy Hart - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race and there is no way anyone can prove otherwise.

My Interests

I don't like monkeys.
I choose to live in cities because in the countryside there are monkeys EVERYWHERE.
Monkeys especially don't like London because they can't read the tube map and parking is dead expensive.
I like living in London.

I don't like Children. Or midgets.
I don't know whether these two things are related or merely coincidental.

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Heroes:

I love him

..and him

BEARDED HERO GALLERY

My Blog

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And then I was like "Yeah, what the fuck are you going to do about it?" And she was like "I'll show you what the fuck I'm going to do about it!" And then I was like "Go on then!" And she was like "Alr...
Posted by Sy Hart on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:51:00 PST

My invention

I have spent most of today inventing a machine that will measure how ugly Myleene Klass is. Here is a rough sketch of my invention:It works on a scale of 1 -10. 1 being 'Looks alright I guess, in a ce...
Posted by Sy Hart on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 08:57:00 PST