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**Bitches**

Hug me till you drug me honey...Kiss me till I'm in a coma...

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net THAT THERE IS ME...With...MY..NIPPLES ON FIRE!"You're the only thing that I love It scares me more every day On my knees I think clearerGoodness knows I saw it coming Or at least I'll claim I did But in truth I'm lost for words" - Snow patrol: ChocolateI'm at a point in my life where I really need to get out there and get a full time job. I work part time and it's sending me insane. I get so BORED during the day while waiting for a shift to start. I also need the money. That'd be swell!!!I'm not a very nice person. I think horrible thoughts. I also tend to cross the line with a dirty joke. Like...not by an inch...by about a mile. BUT...EVERYONE LOVES IT! Secretly. They just don't wanna admit how much they love it incase others start to think they're nasty like moieeeeeeee.I love my friends. And I hate them. With the most passion I hold in my dear little heart. Hahaha. They shit me, and I'm sure as hell I shit them. But I do love them. Because they're them. My two crazy slags. Liz and Kati. God, they drive me crazy. Why else would we be friends? This here is my other schlappa. She's pretty cool. She respected my goblet of midori. Without Liz and Tash...Well, I'd probably be quite sane. So, thanks to them..i'm me. hahaha.AND OMFG! lol! Ralph showed me the BEST ever article in the paper on Saturday morning. that was one morning I was glad I worked. LOL!!! Bloody house hopping wardrobe woment. They're a menice to society!!!!

My Interests

Netball. Loves it. uhh, drinking. lol. Coz I'm a total alco! I love a good night out. I try to organise a girls night out but I get distracted by boys and ask them to come too...can't be leaving Leoigh out now, can we? LOL

I'd like to meet:

Probably Dave Hughes. Funny, funny man!! And that's how I wanna be when I get married. LOLERER!!! Sweet, sweet love making.

Music:

Hmm..I like music. Almost anything really..

Movies:

Basically, that's true. Except I don't really have potential. haha. sad, i know.

Television:

I try not to watch too much TV. I save it for when Jai's around so I can boogie to the wiggles!!! HELL YEAH!

Books:

I read almost anything. Although, if I want a book that I can just read and not have to remember any information for latter on in the book I'll read a soppy romance.

Heroes:

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