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Mike

The Photo Op Guy, EHHHHH

About Me

So I got the Combat action badge in sector because we got hit by rockets and a lot of people got hurt. I didn't get hit because I'm invincible and that's just how it goes. Friends got hurt and I've seen some traumatic things go on, but you have to keep your head up especially when you're only halfway done with this shit.

My Interests

I'm interested in you if you're a woman, attractive and have a good personality. I hang out with just about everyone but I drink a lot and say the F word because of my last few years in the Army. If you don't like that then have your outstandingly gorgeous friend date me and change my ways, it'll work.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet some Americans in America just because I serve America and you'd think I knew what America looked like but I really don't anymore.

Music:

Why close my eyes, and offer my hand to a liar? Yet as a pauper I stand and admire, As a heart as a man I desire, with coffers of fire, red rubies too deep to brand in ire, I reminisce on wet kisses, bliss as my head twitches, now I list past red wishes, To stick with and wed Misses, lick and bed mistress, lips that press metaphysics, Remembering this when, I slowly shed liquid, a second when holy met wicked, Watches and clocks shatter, flocks of hawks gather, a teary epoch blocks matter, Caught as thoughts scatter, hot when shots chatter, crimson shown blotch splattered, Dipping in the red sea, considering slipping is petty, withering and sitting Im sweaty, When is she ready? Searching for the missing medley, I didnt know kissing was deadly, I made her my purpose, words wavered by cursive, sparks parted through tight circuits, I savored the moment, a cross of flavored components, please take my forsaken atonement, Once I caressed stars, pledged heart lies in seperate shards, these wounds make better scarsLong time ago eh Kathryn?

Movies:

I like the movie where that funny guy goes to Iraq and comes back alive and rich.

Books:

I like reading subtitles in Japanese films. Does that count?

Heroes:

Everyone who pushes through the hard times and helps appreciate the good times. They're heroes, to and with me, they're heroes. Be you.

My Blog

I have never seen so many naked girls in my life!

yo you gotta join this site. there are so many hot girls on cam. best all its free too. ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:20:00 PST

I have never seen so many naked girls in my life!

yo you gotta join this site. there are so many hot girls on cam. best all its free too. ...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:25:00 PST

my SUPER FUCKING HOT friend sarah needs sex. She LOVES getting naked on her webcam hehe

ok my friend sarah is a dancer and travels around the country alot and has a thing for meeting cute guys off myspace. so if you think you are sexy enough go add her! she also does cam shows on here a...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:17:00 PST

my SUPER FUCKING HOT friend sarah needs sex. She LOVES getting naked on her webcam hehe

ok my friend sarah is a dancer and travels around the country alot and has a thing for meeting cute guys off myspace. so if you think you are sexy enough go add her! she also does cam shows on here a...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 10:24:00 PST

S'hard, not life

I get upset when I think about how bad guys treat women, but that's because I'm a sandy vagina.  I'm fine with being a sandy vagina though, it's part of who I am just like a giant adams apple and...
Posted by Mike on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

I'll straight up cut you straight up dude

I don't mean to be violent, but my job is boring and border-ing silent If you want to know what I'm up to I'll straight up cut you straight up, too Yada yada friggin bored. The hell is up in the kssss...
Posted by Mike on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 09:50:00 PST

Click

Saw it last week and I'm really sorry I didn't mention it sooner (even though no one reads these anyway) It won't be Billy Madison or Happy Gilmore in a year or so, but it was the best movie so f...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 06:16:00 PST

Superman Returned

Unfortunately the star power didn't.  Yeah he's got the power of the sun but loose Lois is all about some Richard guy named Cyclops (who no one liked anyway, cockbeer), and she isn't very hot eit...
Posted by Mike on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 09:13:00 PST

Elisha Cuthbert

She's a saint.  So, sorry Shakira... You're like, not #1 anymore.  You're like #10 on my unrealistic suitors list. Besides, Jack Bauer, you gotta respect a man like thats' seed. I mean, my k...
Posted by Mike on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 07:01:00 PST

Silent Hill

Saw it for 2$, it friggin rocked.  Good acting, good actors, good looking women and awesome special effects.  Cheesy little girl, going for that creep factor...but whatever, everything else ...
Posted by Mike on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 04:43:00 PST