Whats there to say, i'm a dashing 6 foot tall man of all mans, the kind of man who built the eiffel tower out of steel and brawn! I like mitt dancing in the car or anywhere for that matter, and i really enjoy a nice pair of slacks...I aspire to have a career in the entertainment industry making movies and going to red carpet events. People would describe me as polite and rarely on time for anything, i like to make people laugh although its usually at my own expense, and I would say that 80% of all my conversations with anyone consist of random quotes from my favorite movies and tv shows. Now for the love hate game! ho ho ho, YEAH!Love: -Amy Phoeler and Will Arnette -Making dance documentaries -Playing chubby bunny -Travelling the globe -Laughing like a little retarded boy -Randomly breaking into song to teach my friends valuable lessons -When people talk in a puddle voice -Peanut butter jelly time!!Hate: -Shepherds pie -Night Terrors -Banana Hammocks -French -Pants -the word "Sauce"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
You Scored 55% Correct
You are a solid child of the 80s
You'd never confuse Tiffany from Debbie
And while you may not know Prince's first #1 hit
You know every word to Little Red Corvette How Much Do You Know About 80s Music?
Your Theme Song is Born to Be Wild by Steppenwolf
"I like smoke and lightning
Heavy metal thunder
Racin' with the wind
And the feelin' that I'm under"
A total independent spirit, you can't be held down or fenced in.
You crave the feeling of wind on your face... and totally freedom. What's Your Theme Song?
You Are Corona
You don't drink for the love of beer. You drink to get drunk.
You prefer a very light, very smooth beer. A beer that's hardly a beer at all.
And while you make not like the taste of beer, you like the feeling of being drunk.
You drink early and often. Sometimes with friends. Sometimes alone. All the party needs is you! What's Your Beer Personality?
You Should Visit Brazil
If you're looking for an extreme yet chill vacation, Brazil is perfect for you.
Go wild at Carnaval, get lost in the Amazon, and relax checking out the beautiful people on the beach. What Latin American Country Should You Visit?
Your Sketchiness Factor
You are 47% Sketchy How Sketchy Are You?
If You Were Born in 2893...
Your Name Would Be: Noos Laif
And You Would Be: An Evil Space Warlord If You Were Born in 2893
Your Stripper Song Is
I Touch Myself by The Divinyls
"I don't want anybody else
When I think about you
I touch myself"
A total exhibitionist, you probably already are a stripper! What Song Should You Strip To?
Your Career Type: Artistic
You are expressive, original, and independent.
Your talents lie in your artistic abilities: creative writing, drama, crafts, music, or art.
You would make an excellent:
Actor - Art Teacher - Book Editor
Clothes Designer - Comedian - Composer
Dancer - DJ - Graphic Designer
Illustrator - Musician - Sculptor
The worst career options for your are conventional careers, like bank teller or secretary. What's Your Ideal Career?
You Are a Dalmation Puppy
Kind, bright, and very energetic.
Firemen love to pat your little head. What Breed of Puppy Are You?
Your Celebrity Baby Name Is...
Racer Memphis What's Your Celebrity Baby Name?
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You Are a Centaur
In general, you are a very cautious and reserved person.
However, you are also warm hearted, and you enjoy helping others in practical ways.
You are a great teacher, and you are really good at helping people get their lives in order.
You are very intuitive, and you go with your gut. You make good decisions easily. What Mythological Creature Are You?
You Should Be an Actor
You have a flair for the dramatic, and you probably already do a lot of acting in your day to day life, just to entertain yourself.
No need to steal the spotlight from your friends... You'll get plenty of attention once you start acting professionally! What Sort of Artist Should You Be?
Who Should Paint You: Andy Warhol
You've got an interested edge that would be reflected in any portrait
You don't need any fancy paint techniques to stand out from the crowd! What Artist Should Paint Your Portrait?
Your Body Image is 12% Unhealthy, 88% Healthy
You have a great body image. You know that no one looks perfect, and you're happy the way you are.
Also, you don't judge other people on their looks... and it helps them feel better about their own bodies! How's Your Body Image?
The Movie Of Your Life Is An Indie Flick
You do things your own way - and it's made for colorful times.
Your life hasn't turned out how anyone expected, thank goodness!
Your best movie matches: Clerks, Garden State, Napoleon Dynamite If Your Life Was a Movie, What Genre Would It Be?
American Cities That Best Fit You:
70% San Francisco
65% Washington, DC
60% Los Angeles
60% New York City
60% San Diego Which American Cities Best Fit You?
You Are 44% Feminine, 56% Masculine
You are in touch with both your feminine and masculine sides.
You're sensitive at the right times, but you don't let your emotions overwhelm you.
You're not a eunuch, just the best of both genders. Are You Masculine or Feminine?
What You Really Think Of Your Friends
Pam is your soulmate.
You truly love Ryan.
You consider Sam your true friend.
You know that Adam is always thinking of you.
You'll remember Nancy for the rest of your life.
You secretly think Krissy is creative, charming, and a bit too dramatic at times.
You secretly think that Daniel is colorful, impulsive, and a total risk taker.
You secretly think that Krissy is loyal and trustworthy to you. And that Krissy changes lovers faster than underwear.
You secretly think Ryan is shy and nonconfrontational. And that Ryan has a hidden internet romance. What Do You Think of Your Friends?
Michael Andrew Ian Malenfant's Aliases
Your movie star name: Pate And Crackers Arthur
Your fashion designer name is Michael Prague
Your socialite name is Jo Montreal
Your fly girl / guy name is M Mal
Your detective name is Cheetah Mac
Your barfly name is Poutine Jack N Coke
Your soap opera name is Andrew Ian St. Amour
Your rock star name is Jolly Rancher Train
Your Star Wars name is Micdaz Malsha
Your punk rock band name is The Hungry Fisting Dildo The Amazing Meganame Generator
Your Heart Is Green
Love completes you, but that doesn't mean you seek it out.
When love comes your way, you integrate it peacefully into the rest of you life.
Your flirting style: Laid back
Your lucky first date: Walking around aimlessly and talking
Your dream lover: Is both enthusiastic and calm
What you bring to relationships: Balance What Color Heart Do You Have?
What Your Underwear Says About You
You're a total rebel who doesn't conform to any rules. P.S. - It's a jungle down there!
You're also way too lazy to do your laundry more than a few times a year. The Underwear Oracle
You Passed 8th Grade Geography
Congratulations, you got 7/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Geography?
You Should Spend the Holidays In
India - where your Christmas tree might be a banana or mango tree What Country Should You Spend the Holidays In?
Your Mommy Is Madonna
What You Call Her: Mummy
What people say about yo momma: Yo momma so stupid she noticed a sign reading 'Wet Floor'...so she just did! Who's Your Mommy?
Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: He gives good spankings Who's Your Daddy?
You Are a Cherry Jelly Bean
Sweet yet strong, you have a distinct personality without being a weirdo. You're the most normal of all flavors - but you're never boring. What Flavor Jelly Bean Are You?
You Are a Dreaming Soul
Your vivid emotions and imagination takes you away from this world
So much so that you tend to live in your head most of the time
You have great dreams and ambitions that could be the envy of all...
But for you, following through with your dreams is a bit difficult
You are charming, endearing, and people tend to love you.
Forgiving and tolerant, you see the world through rose colored glasses.
Underneath it all, you have a ton of passion that you hide from others.
Always hopeful, you tend to expect positive outcomes in your life.
Souls you are most compatible with: Newborn Soul, Prophet Soul, and Traveler Soul What Kind of Soul Are You?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?
You Are Mystique
Sneaky and duplicitous, you're likely to use your powers for evil.
You're eternally young looking, people don't realize how old you really are!
Powers: Shapeshifting - you can impersonate other people or become a monster Which of the X-Men Are You?
You Are 55% Vain
You're a little vain, but more than anything you have a healthy amount of confidence.
Thinking the world of yourself is great. Just don't think less of those who aren't as pretty as you! How Vain Are You?
Your Quirk Factor: 62%
You're so quirky, it's hard for you to tell the difference between quirky and normal.
No doubt about it, there's little about you that's "normal" or "average." How Quirky Are You?
Your Summer Anthem is Beverly Hills by Weezer
"Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me"
Your weird, wacky summer will be better than any summer in the Hamptons! What's Your 2005 Summer Anthem?
You Belong in Dublin
Friendly and down to earth, you want to enjoy Europe without snobbery or pretensions.
You're the perfect person to go wild on a pub crawl... or enjoy a quiet bike ride through the old part of town. What European City Do You Belong In?
For the twelve days of Christmas, your true love will send you:
Twelve punk rockers drumming
Eleven christmas trees a-twinkling
Ten midgets a-leaping
Nine ladies waltzing
Eight sheep a-milking
Seven fruitcakes a-festering
Six puppies a-barking
Five golden necklaces
Four calling booty calls
Three French tourists
Two starving Olsen twins
And a monkey in a cherry tree What Will You Get for the 12 Days of Christmas?
In a Past Life...
You Were: An Insane Jester.
Where You Lived: South Africa.
How You Died: Typhoid fever. Who Were You In a Past Life?
