About Me
A "WHAT THA FUCK??????????!!!!!!!!!!!" OOOOOOOOHHMG.. THIS BITCH IS CRAAAAAZZZZZYYYYY AAAAANNNDD DEEEEERRRAAANNNGGEED...Well Actually This Is Bigger Then Little Ol Me This Time! Cant Nobody Make Me Laugh More Then This Man Right Here Boii! A Day In The Life Of K.... Why I Have A Compulsive Peein In My Sexy Draws Problem!!!!!About Ritch E. Rich Really...~ .~ . Peace. If Nothing More, Im Grateful To Still Be Here. Life Isnt Always As Good As I May Make It Seem. Over The Past Few Months, Dealing With Ups And Downs With Friends And Family Has Taught Me That Sometimes Talking Solves Less Than Listening. I Have Been Blessed To Have Been Able To Come Up Around Some Incredibly Real And Honest People. Doing So Has Made Me An Uncompromising Realist. I Cant Accept What I Cant See. I Accredit My Obsession With Succcess To Those Who Have At Some Point Or Another Suggested That I Was Destined For Better Days. If This Is Your First Glimpse, Then Light Something..Its Best If You're Judgement Is Impaired When I Question Your Understanding. Im Not Here To Impose Opinions, But Is It Me Or Do The Chinos On The 7 Train Need Gasoline Flavored Altoids? I Feel Like Im Going To Throw A Fit If I See One More Hoodrat With Jordans On. If Your Belt Matches Your Shoelaces And Your Socks, Along With The Bra Strap In Your Hair, You're A Little Too Fordham Road For Me. Im Saying Though, What Happened To Loyalty? Wheres The Love? Is Fat Joe Ever Going To Put Someone Else On Terror Squad Out? I Knew A Kid Once. He Was Obsessed With Being Everything He Could Never Be. ~A Hustler, An Athlete, An Intellectual, Accepted.~ He Taught Me My Most Valuable Lessons To Date..Including This..A Fat Kid With Glasses Could Never Be Cool. **Sidenote(No Matter How Paid His Daddy Is) I Love Karla! Shes My Right Hand Homeslice To The Fifth Gigabyte. And I Still Believe.. Remember Jack Tripper!!! Mr Furley Was A Genius. Im Whats Happening. If Your New Chick Is One Of My Old Chicks, When You See Her Smiling To Herself, Shes Thinking Of Me. Im Not A Player, I Just Crush A Lot. Aside From The Pistol Whipping Incident, Wasnt Pun Great? LoL.. I Hear He'd Fart In Your Salad If You Left The Table In His Presence..No Need For Crutons..Lmao! Not Funny, Sorry! Hicks Are Meren-gay! ..LoL.. If Your Socks Dont Match, Your Breath Is Probably Crazy. I Think Your Sister Wants Me.. At This Point, You're Trying To Decipher The Process Needed To Come Up With Such Super Funky Cosmic Lingo..Dont Try It, Its Flammable. But Seriously, Your Girls A Bird. Dont Be Upset, They All Are. Dude, Im Not A Woman Hater, I Just Have A Clearer Understanding Of The Situation From The Passenger Seat Of Your Whip. By The Way, The Magnums Were Mine. One Of My Boys Said I Act Conceited In Clubs, How Gay Of A Comment Was That? Dude, How Are You Watching MEEE When We're Surrounded By Broads? .. Ok Ok, Maybe I Joke Around Too Much..So The Fuck What??!!?? Im 25, Self Made, Self Contained And Owe You Nothing But The Thanks For Neglecting What You Should Have Claimed As Yours. This Is My Spot, My Time..Im A Better Lyricist Than You'll Ever Be..But Only I Know That. Why Are You Dudes Wearing Suspenders With Sneakers? Are We In The Circus? LoL .. I Love The Rain, The Color Red And Vanilla Chai Frapps .. A Met Fan Regardless Of Our ShortComings .. Im Going To Give My Nephews Everything They Ever Want, I Promise. When I Get To L.A. Im Taking Advantage Of The Groupie Quota. We Used To Throw Frozen Muffins Off Of The Roof Of The Building I Grew Up And Still Reside In. In The Early 90s My Hood Was Hamsterdam. Hottest Shit Ive Heard In A While : Emilio Rojas aka RaksOne feat. Silent Knight - Sometimes. I Read A Lot.. Keep Your Thoughts To Yourself, I Might Read Those As Well. I Once Loved A Chick..Her Name Was _-_-_-_-_-_.. Opportunities Lost Made Me Aspire To Commit Less Mistakes...And So Here I Am, Wondering What The Point Of It All Is. Dont Regret Much, But Do Wish I Was A Better Son...Wish I Had Better Friends And Know That Ill Have Better Luck Next Time, Whatever My Endeavor.. Ill Keep You Posted, My Story Is Everchanging. Blessings. ~.Ritch E. Rich 1.9.8.1.~.~
