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cat's tats

You're a stupid fucking wenbo! You daft shit!

About Me

I'm a Kerri.
(Holy shit stacks:) I'm apparently 21. I maintain this is a lie.
Sometimes I sleep in Blyth.
Sometimes I sleep in Derby.
I have no job.
(Lazy student.)

My Interests


I like...
Laughing.
Playing.
Naughtiness.
Dr Pepper.
Southern Comfort.
Internets.
Loud music.
Odd stripy socks.
Random drives.
Piss ups in places we shouldn't be.
Spending money.
Odd earrings.
Drawing on walls.
Painting.
Stealing signs.
Weird people.
Short nights.
Booze benders at Camp Camp.
Borrowing 7th Hole flags.
Leg draggers.
Pink hair.
Smell of petrol.
Messing around in the rain.
Japan.
Sheep.
80s cartoons.
Odd laces.
Photographs.
Bracelets.
Snow (proper snow, not that 'rain disguised as snow' shit.)
Beaches.
Sound of waves.
Abandoned buildings.
Ducks in rivers.
Feeding ducks in rivers.
Ostriches.
Looking for doggers.
Car Running.
Robbing forks & finger puppets.
Using a fork with a finger puppet on it.
Beer fights.
Feeling drunk.
Pink gerberas.
BMWs, they make me do a cream pie.

I don't like...
Spiders. Cheap paintbrushes. Wine. Getting tangled in the duvet. Long fingernails. Toes. Michael Caine. Apple pie. Hippies. The wind. Winter. Plans. Fuck plans. And forethought, fuck that too.

I'd like to meet:



Music:


:::Musical 4tbness:::
36 Crazyfists
AFI
Alexisonfire
Alkaline Trio
All-American Rejects
Anti-Flag
Audioslave
Avenged Sevenfold
Bush
Children of Bodom
Chimaira
CKY
Coheed And Cambria
Dashboard Confessional
David Bowie
Death From Above 1979
Disturbed
DragonForce
Drowning Pool
Eminem
Finger Eleven
Five Iron Frenzy
Garbage
Good Charlotte
Green Day
HIM
Incubus
Iron Maiden
Jimmy Eat World
Juliette & The Licks
Korn
Lacuna Coil
Le Tigre
Linkin Park
Lostprophets
Marilyn Manson
Metallica
mewithoutYou
My Chemical Romance
Nine Inch Nails
NoFX
Our Lady Peace
Pantera
Papa Roach
Paramore
Patsy
Peaches
Pearl Jam
Pink
Pixies
PJ Harvey
Powerman 5000
RATM
Rammstein
Rob Zombie
Saosin
Slayer
Sleater-Kinney
Slipknot
Something Corporate
Soulfly
Soundgarden
Static-X
Streetlight Manifesto
Sugarcult
Sum 41
SOAD
Taproot
Tenacious D
The Black Keys
The Clash
The Devil Wears Prada
The Offspring
The Raconteurs
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
The Used
The White Stripes
Tiger Army
Tool
Trivium
Tsunami Bomb
Within Temptation
Zebrahead
last.fm

Movies:

flixster

Television:


Tards

Heroes:


I admire Cartman & his ideologies.

My Blog

I have a confession...

I no longer change the channel when Hollyoaks comes on.I should feel shame.The theme tune still pisses me off though.Also... I usually watch Neighbours, Doctors and Murder She Wrote.Doctors isn't so g...
Posted by cat's tats on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:50:00 PST

What comes to mind... (hand gestures.)

The Survey Where You Say The First Word That Comes To Mind. Gay.What comes to mind when you hear....snow?:snowball fights but not with the yellow snow ..rain?:spazzing around  ..tornado?:fucking ...
Posted by cat's tats on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 09:13:00 PST

it's all wadge~

I'm going to die of boredom because I'm dramatic.Going home on the 18th.Dunno when I'm coming/going back to Derby.I'm going to have some nice retarded times at home.Come and join in. You'll find me pa...
Posted by cat's tats on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 09:52:00 PST

To the perpetually plain and the incurably inane

Peacocks wandering the walkways of the zoo have twice the autonomy the giraffes and the tigers do. It's true. I'm so fucking bored. And struck by wicked words. What new mystery is this?...
Posted by cat's tats on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

The Survey, Aye

TELL IZ ABOOT YERSEL - The Survey, AyeName:KerriBirthday:25th JanuaryBirthplace:AshingtonCurrent Location:In bed in BlythEye Color:Green or blue or something in betweenHair Color:BrownHeight:not so mu...
Posted by cat's tats on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:05:00 PST

eh?

What's this all about? MySpace blah blah blah. Well here you go, nonces. This is MYSPACE, now fuck off!...
Posted by cat's tats on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 09:55:00 PST