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Heather Marie Schafer!! I LOVE My Son John!

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About Me




I Love Derek! And he is my Husband!!!

My name is Heather Marie Schafer!I'm 19. I am in love with my Husband Derek! I also love my son! John Norman Schafer! He was born on May 15, 2007!

Being pregnant was so much fun, but I am so happy that he is finally here! He is so adorable!

My Sista' is cooler than yourzz!

"I♥him!"

My Interests

http://www.89.com

Derek!♥

I'd like to meet:



Phh, I allready found the one and only person I need. =]

I feel like I've been blown apart
There are pieces here
I don't know where they go
I don't know where they go
Kiss me on my salty lips
I bet you feel a little crazy,
but for me
We'll be famous on TV
Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it
I jump on you, you jump on me
Push me out,
And even though you know I love you,
I'd be inclined to slap you in the mouth
When I kiss your salty lips
You will feel a little crazy,
but for me
I'll be famous on TV
Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it
Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it
Now will it be my fault if I,
Take your love and throw it wide,
You might restrain me,
But could you really blame me?
And you will feel you're blown apart
All the pieces there will fit to make you whole
And I know where they go
Would it be my fault if I could turn you on?
Would I be so bad if I could turn you on?
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it
When I kiss your mouth,
I wanna taste it
Turn you upside down,
Don't want to waste it ---- That is like the best song....

And . . .

I am in

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood... NOBODY!"
"Peek-A-Boo!"
"Yeah but it can roll one hell of a doober!"
I would like to meet anyone, just do not copy the things I do. I hate posers, and I would like to slash them. =)

Music:


Hedley
Panic! At The Disco
Ashlee Simpson
Billy Talent
MCR
Alexisonfire
Green Day
The Used
Johnny Cash
Missy Elliot
Hilary Duff
Good Charlotte
Sum 41
Blink 182
Tenacious D
Weezer
Pink Spiders
Rooney
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Bright Eyes
Story of The Year
System Of A Down
The Offspring
Bloodhound Gang
NSync
O-Town
Fallout Boy
The Killers
Hot Hot Heat
Kanye West
Nelly
Aerosmith
Arcade Fire
Eric Clapton
Journey
Foo Fighters
Moe
Motley Crew
Nirvana
Papa Roach
Puddle Of Mudd
Nickleback
Pink Floyd
The Doors
The Ataris
TLC
Mandy Moore

Movies:

From Dusk Till Dawn
Click
Hard Candy
XMen 1,2,&3
Orange County
The Santa Clause
-Rocky Horror Picture Show
-Silence of the Lambs
-White Chicks
-Hot Chick
-Billy Madison
-Happy Gilmore
-Dodgeball
-Meet The Parents
-Meet The Fockers
-Mean Girls
-SAW
-SAW2
-Seed of Chucky
-Bride of Chucky
-Freddy VS. Jason
-Jason Goes To Hell
-Nightmare on Elm Street
-Texas Chainsaw Massacre
-Spice World
-Napoleon Dynamite
-Shrek
-Shrek2
-Grease
-Grease2
-Big Daddy
-Liar Liar
-Spiderman
-Spiderman2
-BubbleBoy
- The Hand That Rocks The Cradle
-Secret Window
-Mr. Deeds
-Bruce Allmighty
-Stuck on You
-40 Days and 40 Nights
-Along Came Paulie
-Elf
-Anchorman
-The Principal
-American History X
-Austin Powers
-Austin Powers The Spy Who Shagged Me
-All Dogs Go To Heaven
-Homeward Bound
-Bambi
-Nightmare Before Christmas
-40Year-Old Virgin
-The Hills Have Eyes
-Wrong Turn

Television:

Everybody Loves Raymond
Family Guy
My So Called Life
CSI Las Vegas
Degrassi
Futurama
The Simpsons
The Sunday Night Sex Show
The L Word (I guess I like lesbians. . .tehehee)
Gay As Folk
Lazy Town

Books:

Comic Books
Magazines
GooseBumps
Little Critter Stories

Heroes:

My Mommy, she is my hero.

And SpiderMan

My Blog

That Night... Scum Bags included

The other day was so much fun. I picked Jesse, Crystal, and Sam up at 4:30ish, and we dropped Sam off at her boyfriends, then drove around Clayton. We went to the circle at the park, and I mentio...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 08:22:00 PST

Tonsils dot dot dot :-(

I got my tonsils taken out today. My throat hurts wicked bad. I have to be in bed for a whole week. The nurse messed up on my IV twice. She gave me one, and it would not work, so she took it out, and ...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 09:07:00 PST

Dumb Cunts!

I be hatin them. Ugh! Why do people stoop so freaking low to run their mouthes about something they have no clue about. I will curb stomp the slut!
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 23 Jan 2006 12:34:00 PST

Double Take...

Guys here suck! The good ones move away! UGH! Most people in this town suck too. All the cool ones move too! I worked in a barn all weekend! I milked COWS! And touched their boobies! But, I still <...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 05:03:00 PST

Fat chicks <33 them

Well, today was great! Hung out with Eddie for the first time! And we <33him so much! I Looove him! Cannot wait for tomorrow to go out to lunch with him! I have been hanging out with Andrea tons......
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 09:54:00 PST

Some pictures of people and stuff! :)

Well, today was Thursday, and that is WTD!   Well, anyways, some pictures.  .  .       Alex Harrington, the rebel who gets kicked out of parties.  . ...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Party. . .

Well, the party was okay. At first it was only Me, Amanda, Brianna, Keegan, Alex, and John. Then after a few Alex Migus, Jesse, Devon, Yuhei, Ernie, Ryan, Jordan, Diana, some girl named Rachell, and I...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LIP DONE!

OMG I pierced my own lip yesterday! It looks awesome! I can't wait to let everyone see it! It isn't swollen or anything today! It rocks! I have a stud in it!
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Oink oink oink

Well, I was just bored so I wanted to put  a blog in, Umm, I love you Andrea Sandra! You are the shit! And to my new best friend Gerald, I have so much fun with you when we are together. It makes...
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

yay

Well i got my nose pierced yesterday. it didnt' hurt at all either. My dad bought me a chameleon today too! yay! Go me!
Posted by Heather Marie Schafer! Loves Derek John Schafer!&l on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST