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I am here for Serious Relationships

About Me

i like guns, sparkly things and im charmingly old fashioned like courtship and back alley abortions.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the filthiest people alive

My Blog

SO YOU THINK

dance dance dance dance  and this is the closest thing to perfection i have...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Feb 2010 07:35:00 GMT

my kids. (updated)

alright so the last official count of my future kids name was at 15. not that im going to have kids. imaginary kids. my cats, if you will. well this list has grown substantially lately, so i need to s...
Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 18:28:00 GMT

sb07

well dog, today was a good day. UK got a new basketball coach, which means there are no more problems in the world and a new batch of kittens somewhere were born. I got overpayed at work, and then ove...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 20:36:00 GMT

martin and me

The day started out with martin the plant and me getting ready in the bathroom.Then Martin the plant and I went to breakfast.Then Martin the plant and I stopped by the computer to see our daily porn.O...
Posted by on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 13:00:00 GMT

MAE august 26

WHAT A GREAT SHOW.
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 13:28:00 GMT

best joke EVER

So, there's a man crawling through the desert.He'd decided to try his SUV in a little bit of cross-country travel,had great fun zooming over the badlands and through the sand, gotlost, hit a big rock,...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 19:42:00 GMT