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Damon

Thank God for Worker bees.

About Me

if you want me to add you, you need to message me first. Not cause I'm a prick but because i don't see the point in adding people that i will never talk to ever.
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once up on a time in China a woman was out collecting winter firewood and found a venomous snake, half frozen. She picked it up and held it close to her to keep it warm. The woman Decided the snake would die if she left it out in the snow so she brought it home. When she returned with the snake she built a fire to keep it warm and gave it some clean water to drink. as she sat with the poor thing in her lap, the woman was so impressed buy the snakes brilliant, jade green, scales that that she thought "how could anyone fear or dispise such a beautiful thing". Just then the snake turned to look up at the woman and quickly bit her on the hand. She began to scream " how could you do this to me!!! I held you close and kept you warm!!! I took you into my house!!! I gave you water!!! Now I will die and since the fire will go out, and this house will freez, so will you. The snake looked up at her and replied " you stupid bitch... you knew i was a snake when you found me in the snow."
I have an interest in insects...
I love to make things...
I'm childish in that way but I'm good at it.
(so i've been told)

My Interests

Monsters, Fairies, insects, carnivorous plants, Guns, warm weather, Photography, Hating on PETA, (I fucking hate PETA), illustration, bondage, Bones, Skulls, Skeletons, (I have a massive skull collection), Painting, giant spiders, Thai food, girls in tight pants, girls in tight leather pants, girls,

I'd like to meet:

Black metal chicks with tight pants, big boots, satanic tattoos and switchblades...

Or anyone else, cause if it moves... It's fair game.

Music:

Clutch, Botch, Dillinger Escape Plan, Isis, These Arms are Snakes, Firewater, Carpathian Forest, Mastodon, Converge, Horse the Band, Pig Destroyer, Cethalic Carnage, Otep, Gwar, Iron Maiden, COB, Behemoth, Cattle Decapitation

Movies:

Freeway, Irreversable, Fight Club, Army of Darkness, Mermaid In a Manhole, Visitor Q, Gozu, Ichi the Killer, the Audition, (or anything Takashi Miike), Gremlins, Bliss (the Australian one from 1984),

Television:

Don't really like tv. ( though i guess i should say Masters of Horror)

Books:

Can't read.

Heroes:

That guy in texas who climbed that bell tower.