Damn |
OK, time to blog again, sorry.
Blank brain.
OK, next time. Posted by on Fri, 29 Feb 2008 10:04:00 GMT |
Forgot |
I forgot to blog. I thought about it, then realized how dumb my blogs are. And that's when I realized I can't forget ever again. Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 21:40:00 GMT |
Toe May Toes |
I think toes should be elimintated form the human body. I mean, how often do you need to count to 20, anyway? Plus, if you count past 10, you just go to the first hand you started with.
Fungus, ingrow... Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 06:13:00 GMT |
Crawling Skin |
I thought it would be a bad day. My leg was really itchy. But then I scratched it, and it's ok now.
It's gonna be a good day. Posted by on Sun, 06 May 2007 04:48:00 GMT |
Five O'Clock Shadow |
I shave twice a week. Yes, my face, you pervs. My beard doesn't grow. I had a can of shaving cream that lasted me 1 1/2 years one time. I'm not complaining, trust me. I'm just wondering how my body ha... Posted by on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 07:04:00 GMT |
Hangnail |
Can you imagine if your fingernails had feeling? Damn..trimming them would be excruciating pain! Posted by on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 03:39:00 GMT |
Coolness is Not Earned |
I'm really cool. I never knew this until recently. And that bites, because I could have known a long time ago, and really took advantage. OK, I can't turn the clock back, but that would rule. Imagine ... Posted by on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 07:02:00 GMT |
Scritchy Scratchy |
I'll tell you this...there's nothing worse than having an itchy butt when you're in the Supermarket. You can't scratch, there's people around. You can't lean against a pole and do it, there's only gro... Posted by on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 07:20:00 GMT |
Easter?? |
Screw this! Why doesn't that stupid rabbit show up now that I'm 36? What, now that I get a paycheck, he can't give me free eggs? Am I in a different tax bracket from 5th grade?
Besides, a 7 foot rabb... Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 06:06:00 GMT |
Hmmm.... |
I was thinking today.......then I stopped. Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:54:00 GMT |