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Jeff

I wake up in the morning a piss excellence

About Me

Well let's see here.... I usually sleep my whole day away workin off my hang over from the night before. I wake up and the first thing I do is pop a top again, head up to the local ball fields with my 30 pack and drink the afternoon away. I play homerun derby with my acoholic friends till we get kicked off the fields by the little league teams.Then we sit there and drink the rest of the beer we have while we help coach the teams. Don't be so judgmental u assholes atleast we help the kids. We might be drunk, but the poor bastards need us cause their coaches don't know a sneeze from a wet fart. After the hitting and pitching lesson we walk to elks lodge and play bingo for the remainder of the night. After BINGO we walk around town till wee hours in the morning in empty parking lots and push each other around in shopping carts. You know into buildings, over curbs, into cars whatever is the closest to hit. It's a blast try it before you judge me you F'n pricks. If ya need to know more just ask me and I'm sure I will fill in the rest of the little details. I edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

Drinkin,coachin little Kids drunk of my ass,shoppin carts and empty parking lots and going to strip clubs that have fat nasty stippers w/ booby dos,and of course I get to take in my own beer.

I'd like to meet:

Anoyne up for a good time and my beautiful wife....Jennifer Aniston

Movies:

sleepless in seattle,Bambi,Hitch,Philadelphia,any chick flick gets me

Television:

smurffs, the muppets (piggie), Barney and Friends, Bert and Ernie, and my all time favorite Bob the Builder

Books:

I don't have time to read with my busy schedule

Heroes:

My pet snake that I get drunk every night