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Josh

If you want to be the teacher's pet/baby, you'd just better forget it./Rock has no reason./Rock has

About Me

Hi, I'm Josh Fulton. I'm a writer and comedian living in New York City, soon to be Jersey. I like a lot of other things too. ...I like improv a lot. I tutor kids in math and other subjects. ...I'm from Boston (ok, Boston area. Thank you for specifying, quiz.)Well, I'm guessing most of the people reading this know this, so if you have any interesting facts to add about me, please add them in the comments section. People need to know.Dude! You're 78% from Massachusetts!

Okay, either you come from the western half of the state or from the Boston area. Still, it's not bad, so I'll give you the thumbs up. Cool!

How Massachusetts are you?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Ok, here's for real, and it will be updated whenever I come across or think of anyone actually worth a damn: People from The Mendoza Line, Jon Glaser, Amy Goodman, Joseph Campbell (who's dead), Mick Jagger, Daniel Day Lewis in character, Natalie Portman, characters from Philip Pullman's 'His Dark Materials' Trilogy, Dwight K. Schrute and his grandfather Dwide K. Shrewd, Steve Prefontaine, Derren Brown, so I can beat him at his own game, cute 'brats.'Who I don't want to meet: People who 'aren't good with greetings.'Read interviews that I did with famous improvisers like Rob Huebel, Dan Bakkedahl, Todd Stashwick and Charna Halpern here: www.improvinterviews.com

My Blog

Talk about irony!

I was looking at the news down in Wilmington, NC and this is one of the first stories I saw:Total of 16 fatal accidents in Columbus Co. in 2009Posted: May 28, 2009 04:38 PM EDT Updated: May 28, 2009 0...
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 11:32:00 GMT

How to Stay Sane at Work

 How to Stay Sane at Work                Re-entering the workforce was difficult for me.  I had hoped that my time focusin...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Dec 2008 14:12:00 GMT

How to Build a House

(Originally written for withoutannette.net, a Canadian improv troupe's blog.)   When I started doing improv comedy, which is basically creating scenes on the spot with a group, I was bored. ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 15:12:00 GMT

Shooting an Elephant

This is by George Orwell, but I thought it was really good, so I'm posting it on my blog.  You know, give the guy a little exposure.   In Moulmein, in Lower Burma, I was hated by large numbe...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:45:00 GMT

I am the world's greatest warrior.

 *A flute plays in the distance over the sound of a full breeze. We close up of a man sitting cross-legged on a grassy hilltop.* "A man may conquer a thousand men, claim victory in a thousand ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:40:00 GMT

I just went on a comment binge

I must have at least posted 10 comments.  If not more. That's a lot for me. Maybe 15 I don't know.  That's, who knows, 1/6 of my myspace friends. They ranged from things like: 'you're a nice...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 17:35:00 GMT

I cut my own hair.

I cut my own hair. In about 6 years, I have not been to a hair dresser. Maybe more. That's pretty absurd, huh? It started in High School. I was a very self-conscious and perfectionistic young man. Se...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:47:00 GMT

Joseph Campbell

I recently tried reading The Hero with 1000 Faces because I knew it was supposedly a big deal, and I thought it could be helpful for the kid I'm home schooling. I liked it, but I didn't get through it...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 15:23:00 GMT

Does this picture make me look Jewish?

It does, doesn't it?  It does. I don't photograph well. Whenever I see myself in photographs, I always feel like I've been caricatured by some anti-Semetic medieval cartoonist. I remember on...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 16:14:00 GMT

Karate Kid

I asked Ali, Elizabeth Shue's character from the Karate Kid, to be Myspace friends with me. I've always had a little thing for her.  She always seemed so nice, so perky and bouncy.  She look...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Aug 2006 17:11:00 GMT