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About Me

I'm Monica/Lil MoMo 5. My life is basically an experiment in lack of subtlety. If you see me laughing, it's not at you (despite first impressions I'm not a bitch unless you are.) I just get bored easily and think about a lot of things that aren't really funny unless you're me. I'm a textbook Libra with a Peter Pan Complex. I also constantly lose things and find them in stupid places. What's not to love?

If you feel like chatting hit me up; AIM = allcatsaregreyIV

My Interests

- cosmetology
- art
- reading
- excessive cuteness
- animals<3
- fashion
- Tattoos. Piercings. Body Modification.
- Controversy
- Paganism
- History
- Hello Kitty obsession

I'd like to meet:

Someone that will adore me so I can adore them and grow old with me but never grow up, new people to hang out with around Chicago and South Suburbs or Northern Indiana, skinny girls wearing oversized mittens, photographers & artists, performers and people into body modification, pagans, musicians, neon cute girls, glamorous transvestites, God's Girls, Suicide Girls, pin-up models and other people who like the same crap as me in general. Individuals.

Music:

I like almost everything.

Mindless Self Indulgence.
The Birthday Massacre
Dead Kennedys
Shiny Toy Guns
The Cure
The Smiths
Incubus
Kompressor
Snake River Conspiracy
Michael Jackson
Psycho Le Cemu & random Japanese music
GWAR
Poison & other hair metal
Dragonforce

Movies:

BREAKIN 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Television:

Smash your TV and have adventures!

Books:

FUCKING READ! I don't respect people who choose not to read.

Heroes:

John Galt
Tucker Max
Emperor Norton I
The Little Prince

My Blog

my dreams

I firmly believe I was a shaman or something in a past life, because crazy shit is always going on in my dreams.Indian children speaking to me in tongues about the end of the world at the "Church of 1...
Posted by future cat lady on Mon, 01 Sep 2008 06:14:00 PST

in the world (for you)

However far away I will always love youHowever long I stay I will always love youWhatever words I say I will always love youI will always love you
Posted by future cat lady on Sat, 23 Aug 2008 02:44:00 PST

america bores me

I want to shed some light on my beliefs about individuality. Right now I'm frustrated because my hair is brown, and my lip piercings might have to dissapear for cosmetology school. Why do people want ...
Posted by future cat lady on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 01:51:00 PST

body to hair ratios of lions and Brad

Brad and lions have the same body to hair ratio...
Posted by future cat lady on Fri, 18 Jul 2008 01:59:00 PST

why i was a badass sophmore year

the singular reason (i was lame as hell, trust me.) is because of the shit i turned in in english class.. foreshadowing what utter crap i'd make up this year. "it'd be too hard to be emperor of t...
Posted by future cat lady on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 02:34:00 PST

painted by numbers.

It’s amazing how people show their true ways eventually.I feel dirty.I wish I was scene enough to be your friend.But I’m trying to regress.
Posted by future cat lady on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:32:00 PST

"Force and mind are opposites; morality ends where a gun begins. "

Rough water is ahead... and for awhile, you may see me around drinking tequila and quoting the Little Prince to you. Just listen and I'll be happy.I had some things I needed to take care of.&nbs...
Posted by future cat lady on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:31:00 PST

first days of hawaii

YAAAAAAAAAARRRR. I am very sick and playing Anne Frank up in Chas's room my first few days here in Hawaii. After my 16 or so hours of cough medicine sleep, his roommate helped me order a p...
Posted by future cat lady on Tue, 18 Dec 2007 07:56:00 PST

rant

I'm sick of all you motherfuckers who won't leave me alone about Suzie. Am I her personal assitant? If you want to know how she is, or something about her, ask her, not me. Everyone thinks they "love...
Posted by future cat lady on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 12:24:00 PST

i hate on blogs

just kidding.this is mostly for personal reference..summer goal kind of thing:learn firebreathingread classic booksdo shit in my sketchbooksend my secrets to postsecretwrite to mr.chuckozzfest (8/10)w...
Posted by future cat lady on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 01:14:00 PST