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Malcolm

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About Me

A little something about me eh?...Well I've been through a lot of shit in my life...horrible relationship, death, motorcycle accident, living alone...Lots of people say I'm crazy and I don't giva fuck!...You fuck with my family and you'll regret it for the rest of your short life...I have some of the best, greatest group of friends anyone could possibly ask for, I love you all...I'm someone that'll try anything once...do anything extreme...I've been through a lot of shit in my life but it's really none of anyone's business...I have good days and bad days like anyone else...my dream is to become an actor or stuntman or director...I like the little things in life...eventually I'm gonna backpack through Europe...I like to drink and party and just have the best time I can...I would consider myself a good guy but I can be an asshole for no reason...I'm a straight forward kind of person and can't stand liars...I read a lot and watch the discovery channel...I want to learn everything there is to learn in the world...big time! Don't anger me or snapping is imminent...I live with the greatest motha fucka's in the world...love to fight, drink, smoke, gamble (kinda have a problem), and cause a scene...I love to watch any type of movie...listen to pretty much anything, country is my fav...I take everything people say with a grain of salt...I don't trust people easily cause I've been fucked over a lot "Anyone can get past a dog dude, but nobody fucks with a lion." "Is there any reason why you'd have a tail?"
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My Interests

Beer, smokin', movies, just started on WoW, camping, fishing, gambling, going to the haunted dog track, partying is a fav, if you take my music away...I'll kill you, I like helping people with their problems, and unless I meet that perfect someone...screw relationshits...they just end in pain and everlasting agony...I miss my motorcycle...can't wait to ride again...I'm workin' on getting my life back together...I want to skydive, be in a rodeo, bungie jump, become a pilot, be a director, actor, model, stunt man, editor, critic, writer, and president...I love to play texas holdem' and I ain't too bad at it either...I like to be scared...I work best when under pressure...
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Music:

Fuckin' love music and would die without it! Atreyu, alkaline trio, reel big fish, homegrown, fall out boy, saves the day, lucky boys confusion, the get up kids, story of the year, jimmy eat world, taking back sunday, rush, atmosphere, my chemical romance, thrice, piebald, metallica, thursday, reggie and the full effect, postal service, brand new, old weezer, all american rejects, hot hot heat, something corporate, dashboard confessionals, mest, the go reflex, eminem, phantom planet, sugarcult, ten second epic, february state, finch, the starting line, coheed and cambria, cursive, the format, the used, rx bandits, old caines, the good life, the sleep city massacre, journey, creedance clearwater revival, cinderella, pink floyd, led zepplin,george strait, rascall flatts, garth brooks, emerson drive, 50 cent, big and rich, pretty much anything country, and on and on and on.....

Movies:

Boondock Saints is #1, Grandmas Boy, fight club, the way of the gun, the big lawboski (i don't know how to fuckin spell it), blow, clint eastwood, john wayne, bad santa, elf, old school, eurotrip, the goonies, the lost boys, b class horror films, matchstick men, lord of the rings wasn't bad, harold and kumar go to whitecastle, half baked, true romance, the jungle book, fox and the hound, ocean's eleven, snatch, empire, shaun of the dead, life aquatic, the man who knew too little, training day, fallen, pulp fiction, every which way but loose, matchstick men, mall rats, slackers, the departed is fuckin' amazing, stranger than fiction, london, scarface (i've only seen half of it though),troy, and once again on and on and on.....

Television:

Family Guy, Aquateen HungerForce, Seinfeld, Discovery Science Channel, Heroes, Chappelle Show, whatever the hell is on at the time....shit...

Books:

Stephen King, Dean Koontz, George RR Martin, Louis L'Amour, Harry Potter, pretty much anything that sounds interesting and if I have the time for it....

Heroes:

My Dad...who I miss so much and just want to see him and have another conversation with him, explain everything that has been left unsaid...I miss having beers and staying up all hours of the night...I miss going fishing with him, we would never usually catch anything but he would always take me to the fish farm and made sure I caught the biggest one there...he was the best bac-hoe operator in the state and that ain't no exaggeration either...I miss my dad and I always will...he is definitly a hero to me in many different ways...never gave up...I miss you dad and now you can finally sleep...rest in peace dad...I love you big ol' fat daddy

My Blog

Vegas

Sooo...pretty much had the best time of my life in Vegas...quick run down...Hunter got his nose broke by Bruce Willis, Bruce Willis finger blasted Cubed, Willis jumped me in the bathroom and fisted m...
Posted by Malcolm on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 12:50:00 PST

http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html

These are my answers to that test...they're supposed to be personal but you know me...I don't hide too much from people... 1) Horse, Tiger, Cow, Sheep, Pig 2) Dog-Bite, Cat-Purrs, Rat-Stupid, Coffee-B...
Posted by Malcolm on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 04:37:00 PST

Stupid Fuckin’ Work Politics

I fuckin' can't stand people...we get a new boss into our unit at work and right off the bat she attacks the night shift crew...I am on the night shift crew as you all probably know...the way she did ...
Posted by Malcolm on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 08:46:00 PST

Hmmm...

Psychoanalyze Yourself; Answer the following questions with the first thought that comes to mind. Then read which each answer means. (No cheating! )   1. You are not alone. You are walking in th...
Posted by Malcolm on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 12:19:00 PST

Life lessons learned from dreams...?

Last night I had the weirdest dream about my dad...So I'm at some sort of family gathering with everyone on my dad's side of the family, and I mean everyone is there...Aunts', Uncles', cousins', my l...
Posted by Malcolm on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 04:37:00 PST

I like a good joke even when it’s on me!

So check this shit out...yesterday I'm takin' my normal routine shower...ya know washin' my whole body then I get to my feet and it happens...I soap up one foot and set it back down and lifted the oth...
Posted by Malcolm on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 06:24:00 PST

Malcolm’s at Casino’s...New Info

RE: CASE 07001435 Dear Mr. Charles: An investigation into the incident that occurred on July 13, 2007, has determined that you were gambling on casino property while being under the legal age of 21.&...
Posted by Malcolm on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 02:19:00 PST

To my friends...

So pretty much my friends know everything about life...I just want to say that I've had more fun this past like four to five weeks than I've had in a really, really long time...Everytime we all h...
Posted by Malcolm on Tue, 31 Jul 2007 10:33:00 PST

No Old Ladies with Steering Wheels!

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Posted by Malcolm on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

On the verge of snapping!

I hate the fact I can't get a girl to save my life...I hate the fact that my parents are pissed at me...I hate the fact that my dad is dead...I hate the fact that I have to go to therapy...I hate the ...
Posted by Malcolm on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:46:00 PST