sylvia !♥!

i'm sylviaaa! i love fun and i always have fun! i love being happy! give me beer!! yay! i'm almost always excited. i wish i didn't have to shave my legs. i hate shaving my legs i'm always scared i'm gonna cut myself since the one time i cut myself and had to wrap my leg in toilet paper. i would wax but i did that once and cried a little. me gusta mas tequilaa! if i ask you to go somewhere with me expect to get lost cause... thats whats gonna happen. i'm either realllly loud or reaalllly quiet or i either say lot's of stuff orrr not a lot of stuff and sometimes im realllly girly and other times.. most times im really not. i play piano. not everyday but sometimes. i can never find jeans my size! do you know how frustrating that is?! and if i DO find them in my size the pockets are ugly and i wont wanna wear them or they'll be too long and then i have to roll them up and that looks stupid. haha wow. oh well. i'm nice, sometimes to the point where it's creepy... nah just kiddin! it just takes a whole lot to get me mad. and i worry about everyone else being happy more than i worry about myself like an idiot cause i think we should allll just get along like a bunch of gays. i don't like mean people, if you hurt or damage someone your not OK in my book. i think being mean makes you such an ugly preson. i'll never trust someone who actually comes out and tells me their honest. last time someone told me they were honest they were lieing. i'm deeper than people give me credit for, everyone thinks im stupid but im not. no one actually listens to what i say. haha it's okay though. i can salsa dance! betcha didn't know i could do that did you? i can't really, but i try. and ya know that drink with the pineapple and cranberry juice? with the crushed ice and parrot bay? that's my favorite!! give me five of them. i have friends i love & who love me (FrankFauch: ur a fukin legend) ..ahh i can't explain all the love i have for my friends. my friends are theeeeee besssssssst! they've been there through seriously everything and i've had them all for so long that i donno what i'd do if they went away. yay! go team!! haha.. i donno. they're one of my most favoritest parts of life. raychil's pretty cool, i love her. she's funny; until she video tapes me in the shower. i mean it's really not cool to have your best friend of the same sex running in on ya while your naked and she's standin there with a camera. its weird. she wants me. creep! we're kinda attatched at the hip. i loves her a lot & i'd do anythin for her... but not when that coco puff eyed twit cheats at mortal kombat. renee's my best friend too i love her we go adventures to south street and wind up at that place we were at on new year's at that party but we donno how... one time we were havin a food fight in her kitchen and i shoved mashed potatoes up her nose. she's just slightly (remember that: *SLIGHTLY) a little less creepy than raychill, until about 4:00am on a saturday night when she's callin me rappin Jay-Z over the phone drunk as shit and swappin spit with fabio. (bAbii RENEE x3: yeah. but sylv you're forgetting about my vision problem when i'm drunk. lol) oh and go to nifty fifties and order somethin complicated at take-out it'll be funny haha nahh just kiddin don't. and i love how little jess is always all happy and says random things outa nowhere & she could give you directions to like.. canada if you needed them. i don't like it when fags make her sad cause she's really awesome. annnd dommm!! dom da bomb!! he's my boyfriend, i adore him he makes me laugh all the time, seriously, im not kiddin: all the time, you never ever know what he's gonna say next.. he says all kinds of weird shit, and i think he's the nicest person everrr. ahh! he's the only person i've ever met who can make a.. a feast out of cereal haha. i like it. i want everyone to meet him, he makes me real happy, i'm extra lucky!! :) i have a dog, i used to have two dogs but my stupid neighbor got him killed and i'm really upset about it... oh and i have a cat who's lost her mind and wont come out of my basement. but hey whatever... my goal in life is to be famous or atleast have some kind of tv show. but that's probably not gonna happen sooo im gonna go to community and nursing school. borrinngg. maybe one day when im living my boring nursing life and taking out my trash some movie producer will see me and go "WOW you need your own tv show and can you be in some of my movies?" and i'll be all like "yeaaahh!! lets go" and boom there goes my fame and it'll be all margaritas and mansions till im dead. i think a lot like when im not doing anything else and i was thinkin one day and i thought of this: when i get older i want a big, big, BIG house by a lake or an ocean somewhere with big windows, double doors, and a really cool lookin stair case. yep... i don't even need plumbing if i can get that. like cause i mean if i woke up every morning walked down some really fancy steps, and made waffles by a really window that overlooked water i'd be so happy. i might even stop smoking cause of it. yeah. okay so the dumbest thing in the world can make me happy forever; like the cold side of a pillow. you read this haha your either an idiot or really bored. the end!