Hey whatsup I'm Pat...this is my profile.
So, who aaaamm I? Good question, thank you fer askin.
Oh yeah. I'm Patrick John-David Flynn the 1st.
I was grown & raised in Laguna Beach (before MTV was invented or cable, shut up dick it was the 70's). So NOW my fucking home town's got it's own MTV show. SSSiiiiiZ
Which Laguna Beach Character are You?"
Stephen
You are a babe magnet! Not AS rich but hella hot and very popular. You like spending your extra time hooking up or at the beach... or hooking up at the beach.
Have you been to Laguna Beach? yup
If yes, do you like laguna beach? yup
are you from laguna beach? yup
Taco Loco or Jack in the Crack? Taco Loco
Wahoos or Adolfo's? Adolfos
Do you like SoLag or NoLag better? South
Hennessy's or BrewCo? Brew Co
Do you call it Dirty Bird or Sandpiper? Sorry, I call it LAME. Boom Boom baby!
Do you use words like Gucc or siz? of course
do you know what those words mean? at my age I think my upperclassmates made those words up
do you surf? not anymore
You got blonde hair, blue eyes and big tits? only when I'm in drag (haha kidding) I love thoses 3 just ask my X
did you go to LBHS? yup class of 81
were you an el moron or a top of the toilet I went to both. back in the day Aliso and St Catherines sucked
Do you think Laguna beach is like the show? what do you think.....LBHS will ALWAYS be drama
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
NOW BACK TO ME...I went to High School in Laguna Beach, college in San Francisco, then...
I had a big dream, I moved to New York and my dream came true. THE END.
So how the fuck did I end up back in Orange County? 2 words. RE HAB (or is that 1 word)
Lesson number 25.6: Avoid doing Coke & Heroin (amongst other things) with rich famous rock stars or you'll end up in Anaheim or a subway tunnel (kinda the same if you ask me).
The upside is I have 5 years sobrity, goin on 6 (3-27-00). I quit smoking... ALL the time (fuckin patches itch like hell) but still, STILL smoke ALL the fucking time. Phillip Morris is a little BITCH, DAMN NICOTINE.
I survived the the first Laguna Landslide at Blubird in the 70's. Was on AMERICAN BANDSTAND from 79 to 80. Lived in Hollywood in the early 80's. Would go to the Odyssey and then to Pink's. Was on the ..1 college radio station throughout the 80's indie music expolsion in San Fransisco so I met EVERYONE. I survived the 89 SF earthquake. I survived the East Coast PERFECT Storm. I survived working in the Record Industry with Clive Davis at ARISTA RECORDS. I survived the Milli Vanilli Grammy Scandle at Arista as well as the Martha Wash vs. Black Box scandle while I worked for RCA, Oh yeah I almost forgot the Whitney "Stars Bangled Banner" scandle (but she really did sing live over her recorded track for more volume. Rob & Fab just DIDN'T EVEN SING A WORD) then I got fired. I got to work with Camille Barbone (Madonna's first manager). I had my own Record Lable with some friends, then if folded. I signed the KLF but denied Hole. I have 3 gold records (The Church, The KLF and Sarah McLachlan). I have a car. I live on my own. I have a REAL job. I'm a DJ on the side. I'm Italian (everyone loves an Italian boy). I'M still SINGLE. I'm an Aries (we rule). I'm adopted (aww, lil orphan Patty) I have 2 fillings (make that 5) 1 false tooth (now). No broken bones. I have 1 Brother(big gorilla), 1 Step-Brother(geek), 3 Sisters(dingy white girls), 1 Step-Sister(Rad chick), 3 badass Nephews (they are tha shit), 2 Grand Nieces (they are gonna drive boys wild when they grow boobies). To top it off...... I'm NOT on psych meds! Oh yeah....Plus, I have a JUMBO wiener.
What more could you want in a person.
WORD!
About me If I was Madonna
You are HUNG up Madonna!!
Which Madonna Are You?
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