I look at my snack chips and crackers to see which side has more flavour and put that side on my tongue like nature intended to unlock the maximum flavour potential of each and every chip. I love sandwiches and I always add chips to give my sandwich that extra crunch it needs.
I also Like
music, bulldogs, long walks on the beach, making out, snow, hybrids, guacamole, movies, sunsets, snuggling, Pinkberry, Converse, peppermint mochas, cheese, bonfires, oatmeal raisin cookies, rockstar parking, salted in the shell peanuts, cooking, Patron Margaritas, gummy bears, hummus, Banksy, driving, mac & cheese, showers in the dark, pink lemonade, tostadas, Silver Lake, fresh bread, breakfast in the afternoon, pita chips, candles, popcorn, random picnics in random places, lemon poppy seed muffins, Trader Joes, the dog beach, tortilla soup, Big Cheez-Its, Obey, Grey Goose, burritos, skiing, salads, sleeping past noon, chips & salsa, Sprinkles cupcakes, camping, vintage Fender Rhodes, pancakes, tulips, granola, fishing, snow skiing, mint chocolate chip ice cream, the beach, corn flakes, coffee, lilacs, the ocean, noodles, diet wild cherry pepsi, rain, ice skating, red vines, night time, the moon, art
My favorite four letter words...
and
Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will immediately panic and pull over to the side. This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop heart. Make the bastard chase you. He will follow, but he wont know what to make of your blinker signal that says you are about to turn right. This is to let him know that you’re pulling over for a proper place to talk. It will take him a moment to realize that he is about to make a 180 turn at speed. But you will be ready for it. Brace for the g's and a fast heel-toe.
The Beatles
The Cure
The Doors
Portishead
Sublime
Primus
Arctic Monkeys
Vampire Weekend
MGMT
Datarock
Rage Against the Machine
Destruments
Justin Timberlake
Weezer
Radiohead
Beck
Danger Doom
Dr. Octagon
Cake
Spoone
Bob Marley
Nine Inch Nails
Nirvana
System of a Down
Banjo & Sullivan
Gorillaz
Ladytron
Britney
Prince
Run DMC
The Big Lebowski
is the Finest Motion Picture of my time. In case you haven't seen
The Big Lebowski, watch the short fucking version.
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The rest in no particular order:
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
The Devils Rejects
Scarface
Clerks
Clerks II
The Texas Chainsaw Masacre II
Where the Buffalo Roam
Fargo
Borat
Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Buffalo '66
Little Miss Sunshine
Dirty Work
House of 1000 Corpses
Shaun of the Dead
A Clockwork Orange
Army of Darkness
Carlito's Way
Godfather 1 & 2 (I resent the fact that 3 exists)
Pulp Fiction
Resevoir Dogs
True Romance
Super Troopers
The Shining
Mallrats
Chasing Amy
Dogma
Borat
Office Space
Pecker
Cecil B. Demented
Serial Mom
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
South Park
Family Guy
Weeds
Grey's Anatomy
Lost
The Office
Flight of the Concords
Entourage
Space Ghost Coast to Coast
The Simpsons
Big Love
COPS
"Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas"
"Hey Rube"
or anything by the late, great Hunter S. Thompson
Robert Moog
The Dude, from Los Angeles
Takin' er easy for all you sinners
Tad Ghostal
Cliff Yablonski
and of course Ray Manzarek