So you may just perceive this page as another site for ourselves...or u can see it as something we all have in common in a means to stay in touch! Kinda like "The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants"........but we'll make it our own and call it "The Homohood of the Traveling panties!" So that where ever we go in life...we will always have that exquisite pair of panties!
Although sum of us have changed...perhaps moved far away... even separated by states or even the Canadian border, we are all alike in ways!
Like wearing booty shorts in the middle of winter... or that we get scared of bums that follow just a little to close...or just maybe getting raped five times by the same person! Oh and lets not forget that we all know "The Eating less and Barfing more diet" is only effective if it is done simultaneously. And last but not least.......we are all virgins that sure love to be tan!
Even though we all get along so well, maybe at times appear to be the perfect match for each other, we also have our differences! Not just our physical differences but our interests and the way we live our day to day lives! Some of us maybe in school or just work full time for Martha Stewart! Some of us think of acting as a lucrative career or rather prefer being photographed and filmed in sexual acts of discretion! Maybe traveling is your interest...possibly backpacking through Europe with a pornstar rendezvous on the way! Others of us might be quite content with where we are at and the career we have chosen, but nothin beats a Saturday night serving alcoholic beverages half-naked to man-hungry men at a place where the "Celebrities" call home!
With differences comes moments of stupidity! Times when u look back and say, "What was I thinking!" So why don't we play a little game that shows how well people know us by matching our moments of embarassment! So lets just get right into it and start with "Embarassing moment number one".......He enjoys out of country discreet pleasurable acts with an enjoyable amount of fellows......We think he may have taken "Bend it Like Beckham" a little to literally!
Next for "Embarassing moment number two"......He enjoyed rubbing an over abundance of tanning lotion all over his body for two weeks till it looked like he had received a dirty sanchez! He was called "Orange Boy" for over a year! He also enjoyed suffering through a plum sized over-grown hair infection on the anatomy of the body where the sun don't shine but a tanning bed might!
Now on to "Embarassing moment number three".........He started enjoying his New Years just a little too early...... and woke up stranded on a street corner in an unfamiliar city to a woman poking him...with whom he received a ride in a broken down car to his ending destination consisting of about four blocks!
And "Embarassing moment number four"....... He decided to try an unfamilar substance in a canadian club lavatory...and wound up dancing provacatively with a fierce glazed-over look in his eyes and pants down to midthigh on center stage! To our recollection...he was very thirsty!...We later woke up to him knocking on our hotel room door at 6:30 in the morning!
"Embarassing moment number five"...........He is the Queen of hook-ups...he was caught with two hook-ups in one night!.....Um that's it!, but he may want to make sure that when he decides to cover his evidence with a blanket, to be aware of pretruding testicular ovals escaping the other end!
"Embarassing moment number six"..........Mr. Halfrican diva in disguise himself! He can be found at local canadian lip-syncing shows dressed up as Beyonce Knowles performing a song i like to call "CRAZY In Love" or dare i say "Bootay-licious!" Only one word can stand in comparison to this Bombshell Beauty and thats "HOTT" You can also find him in commercials or wandering the backgrounds of blockbuster hits, starring gay leading front man "Vin Diesel"
And last but not least "Embarassing moment number seven".......He has too many embarassing moments to even mention, so fairly he deserves at least two! He enjoys laughing extremely hard to the point of anal combustion, then hiding his evidence in a publically used bathroom trash can.....leaving everyone to wonder "Who cut the cheese?"......He can also be found clogging household toilets with mutilated meat products covered in Sex ED protection methods!...........Why you ask?.....Well, you wouldn't if you knew where it had been!That about sums up the embarassing moments....but believe us when we say...there is plenty more where that came from! And many more to come in the future! We'll be sure to keep everyone updated! So if you know us as much as you think you do, feel free share the many embarassments I'm sure we've left out!
With similarities, differences, and moments of stupidity came the best of times we had ever experienced......The good have always overcome the bad .....and we can only imagine how many more there are to come! So with that.......we'll just let the pictures tell the rest of the story!
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