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~Kristy~

I am here for Friends

About Me

Variety is the Spice of Life!!!

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One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm.

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted,it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

My Soul Mate...... But mostly I'd just like to meet everyday people that are real & have enough balls (yes,I said balls) to say what's on their mind. Even if it's something that I don't want to hear. Without honesty you have no foundation for any sort of future, whether it be friendship or something deeper. What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
You're a Pint of Guinness!
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My Blog

OUCH!!!

2 weeks ago I was attempting to ride my horse.  As I was climbing aboard and about to swing my leg over the saddle she took off and started bucking.  During this event I was doing my best to...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 17:59:00 GMT

I'm going to the Weenie Roast!!! WOOOHOOOOO!!!!

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Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 21:18:00 GMT

***SNOW PATROL****

THANK YOU 99.9!!!!!  So, I called the radio when they gave the "cue to call" and of course got the busy signal, but I dialed again and I was caller 9, YEAH!!!!  =)  But then she said t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 09:40:00 GMT

A Woman's Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl, "Will you marry me?" The girl said "No" and she lived happily ever after...... and went shopping, drank "sakitini's" & saki bombs & ate tons of ...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Feb 2007 10:31:00 GMT

Consent: 1. to permit, approve, or agree; comply or yield

"No One Can Ever Make You Feel Inferior Without Your Consent."    --Eleanor Roosevelt
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 15:41:00 GMT

Kristy & Her

WHAT to DO... Google your name & the word needs, all in quotes, and post the best results! (ex. "Bob needs") ------------ NEEDS... The results are in, and they are, in fact, mostly very mean, pat...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 16:12:00 GMT

The Boyscout

I just witnessed a beautiful act of kindness.  I don't know if I'm just having an emotional day or what, but it brought tears to my eyes.  I pulled up behind a truck at a red light at a very...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 09:00:00 GMT