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Ryan

colgado como un pato

About Me

im young married to a beautifull Puerto Rican princess and we have two gorgeous little girls Aziah and Delilah. These three girls are my life. I did not plan parenthood well and was very unprepared. I dont recommend taking my path. but if you find yourself in my shoes make every minute of your kids life special, live vicariously through them. Just because you short yourself out of being young doesnt mean your kids should suffer. I think young adults can make excellent parents because their own childhood is fresh in their minds, they can relate better to their kids and the issues their kids face in life will be more similar to their own as opposed to parents that have several decades in their generation gap. So do your best, raise your kids with compassion and open-mindedness, and when they are adults you will still be relatively young and able to have relasionships that more resemble those of siblings than of parent/offspring
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My Interests

i am seeking all the info i can about realty investing and property ownership. i have paid rent too long. my family deserves a beautiful home and i will provide that,even without a college education, i am devoted to them, i will succeed. I am training to be a male stripper, laugh all you want, i can probably pole dance cicles around your ass.i enjoy blowing glass, playing guitar, writing songs,being outside,martial arts and many other things that come second to my family. i do all that i can for them but am always open to a helping hand, i have been helped by many and thanks goes out to all

I'd like to meet:

my creator,trey parker, dave chapelle,edgar casey's kids, joe rogan, tito ortiz,cap'n crunch, the guy who invented the toilets on the space shuttle..

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Music:

if it sounds good i will listen i try not to limit my tastes

Movies:

Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, naked lunch, brain candy, usual suspects, half baked, super troopers, full metal jacket, beer fest,, boondock saints,crank,trainspotting, one flew over the coo-coo's nest, treasure of the sierra madre,orgasmo baseketball,mallrats,dogma,kids,jason and the argonauts,never ending story,flight of the navigator

Television:

television sucks i like South Park, Chapelle Show, The Simpsons,Family Guy, the ultimate fighter, pride fighting, the cooking channel
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Books:

Bruce Lee's Tao Of Jeet Kune Do, the biography of Edgar Casey,qui gong mastering miricles,500 glass objects- a celebration of funtional and sculptural glass,any choose your own adventure, anything that inspires me is on my book club
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Heroes:

My father could rip a man's arm from his torso but never laid a hand on any of his 4 sons.and we all deserved many an ass whooping. he replaced a hundred broken windows, rebuilt neighbors fences, put out a huge tree my brother set fire to before the fire department showed up,handled dozens of visits from police, calmed down many angry motorists who had had rocks, baseballs, candybars,dog shit and many other things thrown at them as they drove by our house. He would just laugh and shake his head when his boys were brought home via police escort for sneaking out and breaking curfew. my mom tells me she has seen him break up many fights one time manhandling two men at once. she saw him lift a man from the floor with an uppercut after he warned the man several times to leave him alone. i saw him push a school bus by himself across our yard.He drank 40 beers got pulled over and passed the sobriety test, he fought cancer for three years after the doctor gave him two weeks to live. he lived long enough to meet my future wife and give me his full approval of her. my dad could beat your dad up but cancer can kill anyone. I was 17 when he died, he was 47,we had become like brothers we partied together hit on mothers and daughters, worked together in his shop and discussed philosophy, he accepted my decisions as though i were a man and taught me all that i know. Rest In Peace my brother

My Blog

bear naked killer

long story short, i ran over him, with my car, broke a wheel on my car,had a dime bag so i left the scene, in my broke ass car, made it a half a mile away, ended up getting a ride, from a cop,he just ...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:08:00 PST

coming of age tale

When I was 13 I was sitting home alone, watching Real Sex on HBO(documentary style program of an adult nature). Things really started heating up when the show went into a scene with two big breasted l...
Posted by Ryan on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 04:04:00 PST