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Tiny Smoker

I am here for Dating and Serious Relationships

About Me

... and now she's in me, always with me, Tiny Smoker in my hand.myspace layouts for Get this layout for your myspace page.

My Interests

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Philip Morris

My Blog

Be nice to people...

There was a time in my life when I wasn't always so nice to people.  I guess I can still be that way, but I've matured to the point where it  isn't my first reaction to be... well, kind of s...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 14:18:00 GMT

Bud Light

I changed my layout as a homage to a new friend. You know who you are.
Posted by on Sun, 20 May 2007 14:31:00 GMT

My First Love...

Her name is Anna and she's a model. She's my Anna Banana and I just love her to bits. When I grow up - I'm going to tell my children that my first love was a supermodel and that she loved me too. &nb...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 17:34:00 GMT

10 Minute Crab Cakes

As I develop, I'm beginning to have a fondess for food. I think I'll be a chef when I grow up.  I have a little job now, nothing too major.  I hang outside of abortion clinics and play the ...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 14:52:00 GMT

I'm baaaaaaaaaack!

I've been on a tiny haitus for a while now, but I want everyone to know that I'm back and in FULL FETAL SWING. I want to thank my bitches, Anna and Gtrwtch, for their loytalty. I love you all and stay...
Posted by on Tue, 16 May 2006 12:34:00 GMT

Pizza.

I had pizza tonight because my car's busted and I needed food that could be brought to me.  I always have to leave the money at the door with a note for them to keep the change and leave the pie...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 20:09:00 GMT

It's Hard Out Here For A Fetus.

I changed my profile background from Vegas to Robbie Williams.  Robbie and I can't decide if we're boys or girls or gay or straight, so we're going to hang out together for a while.  Ju...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 11:59:00 GMT

Tiny Smoker - Dude or Hot Babe?

I only have a couple more days until this thing between my legs decides to descend or stay like it is. Place your bets now... I'm holding the money.
Posted by on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 16:19:00 GMT