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StarChips Galactika

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About Me

i'm a shit talker, i stroll like i'm on a mission, i could levitate myself when i was young inches over snow, i laugh like a baby with water in it's lungs, i'm honest somewhat, i have webbed toes. www.beastofallnotions.blogspot.com .. .. .. ..

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

the person who pulled down my shorts in the middle of a basketball game in the 7th grade, Cara Buono, Arn Saba (what happened to you man/woman?), Maria Conchita Alonzo's plastic surgeon, Amodeo Modigliani but with a vagina(to drink with) err i mean a female Modigliani to drink with and not modigliani with a vagina that we can both drink out of ............ what the fuck??? Ladies. Hey ladies,ain't choo lookin for a brudder who likes to stuff (i mean "who has the stuff?") ain't choo lookin for a brudder who underneath his gut is kinda buff? ain't choo chooand now the first two sentences from Snow Country:the train came out of the long tunnel into the snow country. the earth lay white under the night sky.Choo choo chugga chugga chugga chugga choo choo

My Blog

I’m internet d list famous

http://newyork.metromix.com/restaurants/photogallery/snap-ju dgment-haggis-cart/368563/content?photo=5
Posted by on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 13:52:00 GMT

FACTS!

Telly Savalas, TV's Kojak, was half Chinese on his mother's side and half Nigerian on his father's side...FACT! Napoleon Bonaparte was at birth both male and female...FACT! Michael Moore, director of ...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:28:00 GMT

Square Faced Julia

Julia, my godmother, did not have a magic wand but she was plump the way godmothers were in fairy tales. She told me that when she was young she had been very pretty. My mother confirmed this. It was...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 11:11:00 GMT

I hate you and i hate you then

My friday on the island was dedicated to violence. Science segments on the local news mentioned the bloody epidemic sweeping everyday signs of life off of newly priced up streets. Being white wasn't e...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 14:58:00 GMT

Oh My God....Depression Is Fading To Complete Nothing

Oh my god...i got to have one...i have to have one! Sweet jesus, sweet jesus. I'm going to throw up. Lust is full up to notch 10 and my stomach is preggo with longing. Aww sweet shit. Aww. Aww. My gir...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 13:11:00 GMT

Is there anything better than boingboing.net or neatorama

http://www.usavich.tv/s1_2.html
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 13:47:00 GMT

Cut and Pasted from Stevens Blog

My old buddy from college, Steven, had this questionare posted on his blog. I've cut, pasted and erased his answers - replacing them with my own.   1. Is there anyone on your friends list you wo...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 11:36:00 GMT

Phil Cravens Big Mouth

This is one of a few cartoon strips (titled Big Mouth) by Phil Craven in the comic book anthology Flight Explorer. I found the link to a preview of the book on www.drawn.ca (...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 11:15:00 GMT

I love KFC but i can’t eat KFC because of my weakling heart.

Sitting back with my bucket of deep fat fried chicken while Sandy takes a straight razor to my soapy jaw, I plunder memories of things I told her I'd forgotten. (I remember pushing her off the b...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 08:20:00 GMT

Hope is whEre my hAnd is.

It might be sandwiched between the filthy surface of the taxi cab's back seat and an old valley girl's tight jeaned buttock, warm yet uncozy and smelling of ham, pickles, brie, pink champale. My hand....
Posted by on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 07:53:00 GMT